Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:25 PM
Subject: 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL
SING ALONG WITH ME TO THE TUNE OF 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL......
1. BARACK HUSSEIN MUHMMAD OBAMA ELECTED EL PRESIDENTI. 98 B OF B ON THE WALL PEOPLE & POLICIES
2. CLINTONITES INVADE CABINET OF CHANGE 97 B OF B ON THE WALL ETC
3. GOVENOR RICHARDSON SCANDAL 96 B OF B ETC
4. LEON PANETTA (THEIR WORDS: A MAN OF LITTLE INTELLENGIENCE ) WILL HEAD CIA 95 ETC
5. TIMOTHY (THUMBS) GEITHNER A TAX CHEAT TO HEAD TREASURY ETC
6. HILARY RODHAM CLINTON (THE BOBBLE HEAD NODDER, BILL'S ENABLER, & CLINTON LIBRARY MONEY LAUDRESS) SEC OF STATE
7. ERIC HOLDER (PARDNER & PARDONER OF MARC RICH & TERRORIST GROUP) ATTORNEY GENERAL
8. GEO MITCHELL WHO STILL CANNOT MAKE A DECISION HE CAN EXPRESS ENVOY TO MIDDLE EAST)
9. RICHARD HOLBROOK WHO CANNOT FINISH A TALK WITHOUT MENTIONING BOSNIA
10. ZIGNEY ALPHABET WHO ONLY JIMMY CARTER CAN UNDERSTAND.
11. JANET NAPOLITANO WHO HELPED AZ WELFARE ROLLS & JAIL POPULATION CLIMB WITH ILLEGALS AS HOMELAND SECURITY.
12. CLOSE GITMO & FREE THE TERRORIST
13. RENEW FUNDING OF FOREIGN ABORTION POLICIES OF BILL CLINTON
14. NATIONALIZE OR CREATE A CENTRAL BANK IN DC
WITH CARTER FED CHAIRMAN PAUL VOLKER AS FIAT MONEY CZAR (THAT WAS A DOUBLE HEADER OF POLICY & PERSON)
15. EXIT IRAQ PREMATURELY ~& ENTER AFGHANISTAN
FEEL FREE TO CONTINUE THE SONG. WHAT ARE WE DOWN TO NOW?
86 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, IF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL 85 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL??
BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT ON JIM LEHR'S PBS NEWS SHOW THEY ARE NO LONGER KEEPING A RUNNING COUNT ON IRAQ DEAD U.S. SOLDIERS THAT THEY USED TO DISCREDIT BUSH & WEAR DOWN THE CITIZEN TO WATCH OUR SOLDIERS DIE?
Monday, June 29, 2009
Attention Faithful Mortgage Payers
Sent: Friday, October 3, 2008 12:59 PM
Subject: Attention Faithful Mortgage Payers
YOU ALL HEARD IT LAST NIGHT BY MOTOR MOUTH JOE (AT LEAST A DOZEN LIES IN DEBATE) SAY THIS TO ALL THOSE WHO HOLD MORTGAGES THEY CANNOT PAY, AND NOW
IMPLIED IN THE BAILOUT PACKAGE PASSED TODAY.
WE WILL FREEZE THE FORECLOSURE
WE WILL MODIFY THE MORTGAGE---LOWER THE PRINCIPAL & INTEREST
RATE***********************************************
WE WILL TAKE FROM THE GREEDY & GIVE IT TO THE NEEDY.
WE WILL CHANGE THE RAW DEAL INTO A NEW NEWER DEAL.
FOR WHO?
FOR WE WHO IS OWED, REPARATIONS YOU KNOW.
NOW, ARE YO 'ALL GOING TO ASK FOR THE SAME DEAL OR JUST FINANCE IT?
VOTE FOR YOURSELF. VOTE FOR ?????
Sent: Saturday, November 22, 2008 9:24 AM
Subject: Attention Faithful Mortgage Payers
BYE BYE THE AMERICAN PIE
PERKS & GOLDEN PARACHUTES OF THE CORPORATION WILL DIE
PENSIONS & FREEBIES TO THE POLITICIANS WILL MULTIPLY.
GOOD OLD BOYS DRINKING WHISKEY & RYE SINGING THIS WILL BE THE DAY
CAPITALISM WILL DIE,
THIS WILL BE THE DAY SOCIALISM WILL GET ITS TRY.
.................................................................................................................
OBAMA'S SATURDAY MORNING TALK, IF YOU BREAK IT DOWN,
WAS NOTHING MORE THAN: IF ITS NOT BLACK, ITS WHITE.
IF WE CAN'T FIX IT NOW, WE WILL FIX IT LATER. READ HIS NONSENSE ELSEWHERE ON THE NET.
........................................................................................................................
I KNOW, I KNOW. OBAMA NEVER STOLE A PENNY IN HIS LIFE SO GIVE HIM A CHANCE.
CHANCE & CHANGE. CHANGE LIKE BRINGING IN THE LIGHTWEIGHTS OF THE CLINTON
ADMINISTRATION TO 4 MORE YEARS OF BILL, HILL, & THE BIG CHILL.
............................................................................................................
OBAMA & EMANUL SUNDAY NIGHT DIALOG
BO: RON, I KEEP HAVING THESE RE--OCCURRING NIGHTMARES OF
VINCE FOSTER.
RON EMANUL: MAKE HRC YOUR SEC OF STATE & THEY WILL VANISH. ALSO MAKE JANET
NAPOLITANO YOUR HOMELAND SECURITY AGENT. HRC & JN WILL PUT YOU IN SOLID
WITH THE GAY COMMUNITY, MAN
BO: I GET IT, LIKE KILLING 2 BIRDS WITH 1 STONE.
CHANGE I CAN BELIEVE IT!
ONWARD TO TOMMARROW'S PRESS CONFERANCE. YO!
Subject: Attention Faithful Mortgage Payers
YOU ALL HEARD IT LAST NIGHT BY MOTOR MOUTH JOE (AT LEAST A DOZEN LIES IN DEBATE) SAY THIS TO ALL THOSE WHO HOLD MORTGAGES THEY CANNOT PAY, AND NOW
IMPLIED IN THE BAILOUT PACKAGE PASSED TODAY.
WE WILL FREEZE THE FORECLOSURE
WE WILL MODIFY THE MORTGAGE---LOWER THE PRINCIPAL & INTEREST
RATE***********************************************
WE WILL TAKE FROM THE GREEDY & GIVE IT TO THE NEEDY.
WE WILL CHANGE THE RAW DEAL INTO A NEW NEWER DEAL.
FOR WHO?
FOR WE WHO IS OWED, REPARATIONS YOU KNOW.
NOW, ARE YO 'ALL GOING TO ASK FOR THE SAME DEAL OR JUST FINANCE IT?
VOTE FOR YOURSELF. VOTE FOR ?????
Sent: Saturday, November 22, 2008 9:24 AM
Subject: Attention Faithful Mortgage Payers
BYE BYE THE AMERICAN PIE
PERKS & GOLDEN PARACHUTES OF THE CORPORATION WILL DIE
PENSIONS & FREEBIES TO THE POLITICIANS WILL MULTIPLY.
GOOD OLD BOYS DRINKING WHISKEY & RYE SINGING THIS WILL BE THE DAY
CAPITALISM WILL DIE,
THIS WILL BE THE DAY SOCIALISM WILL GET ITS TRY.
.................................................................................................................
OBAMA'S SATURDAY MORNING TALK, IF YOU BREAK IT DOWN,
WAS NOTHING MORE THAN: IF ITS NOT BLACK, ITS WHITE.
IF WE CAN'T FIX IT NOW, WE WILL FIX IT LATER. READ HIS NONSENSE ELSEWHERE ON THE NET.
........................................................................................................................
I KNOW, I KNOW. OBAMA NEVER STOLE A PENNY IN HIS LIFE SO GIVE HIM A CHANCE.
CHANCE & CHANGE. CHANGE LIKE BRINGING IN THE LIGHTWEIGHTS OF THE CLINTON
ADMINISTRATION TO 4 MORE YEARS OF BILL, HILL, & THE BIG CHILL.
............................................................................................................
OBAMA & EMANUL SUNDAY NIGHT DIALOG
BO: RON, I KEEP HAVING THESE RE--OCCURRING NIGHTMARES OF
VINCE FOSTER.
RON EMANUL: MAKE HRC YOUR SEC OF STATE & THEY WILL VANISH. ALSO MAKE JANET
NAPOLITANO YOUR HOMELAND SECURITY AGENT. HRC & JN WILL PUT YOU IN SOLID
WITH THE GAY COMMUNITY, MAN
BO: I GET IT, LIKE KILLING 2 BIRDS WITH 1 STONE.
CHANGE I CAN BELIEVE IT!
ONWARD TO TOMMARROW'S PRESS CONFERANCE. YO!
No Longer a Christian Nation
Sent: Sunday, July 15, 2008
Subject: No Longer a Christian Nation
As I was listening to a news program last night, I watched in horror as Barack Obama made the statement with pride. . .'we are no longer a Christian nation; we are now a nation of Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, . . . As with so many other statements I've heard him (and his wife) make, I never thought I'd see the day that I'd hear something like that from a presidential candidate in this nation. To think our forefathers fought and died for the right for our nation to be a Christian nation--and to have this man say with pride that we are no longer that. How far this nation has come from what our founding fathers intended it to be.
I hope that each of you will do what I'm doing now--send your concerns, written simply and sincerely, to the Christians on your email list. With God's help, and He is still in control of this nation and all else, we can show this man and the world in November that we are, indeed, still a Christian nation!
Please pray for our nation!
Subject: No Longer a Christian Nation
As I was listening to a news program last night, I watched in horror as Barack Obama made the statement with pride. . .'we are no longer a Christian nation; we are now a nation of Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, . . . As with so many other statements I've heard him (and his wife) make, I never thought I'd see the day that I'd hear something like that from a presidential candidate in this nation. To think our forefathers fought and died for the right for our nation to be a Christian nation--and to have this man say with pride that we are no longer that. How far this nation has come from what our founding fathers intended it to be.
I hope that each of you will do what I'm doing now--send your concerns, written simply and sincerely, to the Christians on your email list. With God's help, and He is still in control of this nation and all else, we can show this man and the world in November that we are, indeed, still a Christian nation!
Please pray for our nation!
I'm forever blowing bubbles
Sent: Friday, June 20, 2008 3:14 PM
Subject: I'm forever blowing bubbles
SORRY, GODFATHER DON CORLEONE, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, THE SKULL & BONES GANG ON WALL STREET ARE BETTER PICK POCKETS THAN ANY OF YOUR GANG OF HOODLUMS COULD EVER HOPE TO BE.
THESE IVY LEAGUE ECONOMISTS & POLITICIANS HAVE A GREATER MAFIA NETWORK THAN YOU IMAGINED. THEY INFLUENCE THOUGHT CONTROL OVER THEIR CONSTITUENTS & DIRECT THEIR FUNDS WILLINGLY& WITHOUT CONSCIENCE INTO FINANCIAL INSTRUMENTS THAT ENRICH THEMSELVES & EVENTUALLY BURST IN THE FACES OF THE UNSUSPECTED.
CONSIDER THE 1929 SPECULATION BUBBLE, THE 1970'S SAVINGS & LOAN BUBBLE, THE 1980 PROGRAM TRADING BUBBLE, THE 1990 DOT.COM & DAY TRADING BUBBLES, THE SUB-PRIM MORTGAGE--HEDGE FUND--BUBBLE OF THE 2000'S,AND THE FUTURE BUBBLE OF THE 2010 TO 2020.
YES, GODFATHER, CALL THEM WHAT YOU WANT, THE MASONS, THE BILDERBUGERS, THE INTERNATIONAL BANKERS, THE WASHINGTON ELITE, THE LIBERAL POLICYMAKERS, THE OCCUPIERS, IN SHORT THEY ARE LEFT WING SOCIALISTS.
NO, OUR NEXT BUBBLE IS NOT POLYGAMY, SAME SEX MARRIAG,OR DIVORCE THAT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR DECADES & ARE REALLY DISTRACTIONS.
THE NEXT GIGANTIC BUBBLE IS THE GLOBAL WARMING HOAX & THE SALE & TAX CONSEQUENCE OF CARBON POLICY & CARBON TAX.FIRST THEY MUST CONVINCE WE FREE SOULS OF A CAPITALISTIC SOCIETY THAT PETROLEUM & PETROLEUM PRODUCTS ARE EVIL SO NO DRILLING & REFINING, KEEP A
PRISTINE ENVIRONMENT & SEARCH FOR ALTERNATIVE FUELS.
PRICES IN THE COMMODITY PITS ARE SPECULATION & MUST BE GOVERNENT CONTROLLED, LESSEN OUR ADDICTION TO FOREIGN OIL, SEEK OUT ALTERMATIVE FUELS, EAT LESS, LOWER YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, IT MAY BE SUMMER, BUT THE AIR WAVES ARE FULL OF A POLITICAL SNOW JOB THAT IS AN INSULT & CHALLENGE TO MY INTELLECTUAL INTEGRETY & REASONING ABILITIES. THEY MAY BE CONVINCING THE VULNERABLE THAT FAILED POLICIES OF THE OTHER GUY GOT US IN THIS MESS & THE ONLY SOLUTION IS LISTEN TO THE UN & THE REST OF THE WORLD WHO WANT US TO CHANGE THE CLIMATE TO GET US OUT.
PULEESE, GODFATHER, END THESE BAD MOVIES WITH ONE OF YOUR CLASSIC ENDINGS!!!!
Subject: I'm forever blowing bubbles
SORRY, GODFATHER DON CORLEONE, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, THE SKULL & BONES GANG ON WALL STREET ARE BETTER PICK POCKETS THAN ANY OF YOUR GANG OF HOODLUMS COULD EVER HOPE TO BE.
THESE IVY LEAGUE ECONOMISTS & POLITICIANS HAVE A GREATER MAFIA NETWORK THAN YOU IMAGINED. THEY INFLUENCE THOUGHT CONTROL OVER THEIR CONSTITUENTS & DIRECT THEIR FUNDS WILLINGLY& WITHOUT CONSCIENCE INTO FINANCIAL INSTRUMENTS THAT ENRICH THEMSELVES & EVENTUALLY BURST IN THE FACES OF THE UNSUSPECTED.
CONSIDER THE 1929 SPECULATION BUBBLE, THE 1970'S SAVINGS & LOAN BUBBLE, THE 1980 PROGRAM TRADING BUBBLE, THE 1990 DOT.COM & DAY TRADING BUBBLES, THE SUB-PRIM MORTGAGE--HEDGE FUND--BUBBLE OF THE 2000'S,AND THE FUTURE BUBBLE OF THE 2010 TO 2020.
YES, GODFATHER, CALL THEM WHAT YOU WANT, THE MASONS, THE BILDERBUGERS, THE INTERNATIONAL BANKERS, THE WASHINGTON ELITE, THE LIBERAL POLICYMAKERS, THE OCCUPIERS, IN SHORT THEY ARE LEFT WING SOCIALISTS.
NO, OUR NEXT BUBBLE IS NOT POLYGAMY, SAME SEX MARRIAG,OR DIVORCE THAT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR DECADES & ARE REALLY DISTRACTIONS.
THE NEXT GIGANTIC BUBBLE IS THE GLOBAL WARMING HOAX & THE SALE & TAX CONSEQUENCE OF CARBON POLICY & CARBON TAX.FIRST THEY MUST CONVINCE WE FREE SOULS OF A CAPITALISTIC SOCIETY THAT PETROLEUM & PETROLEUM PRODUCTS ARE EVIL SO NO DRILLING & REFINING, KEEP A
PRISTINE ENVIRONMENT & SEARCH FOR ALTERNATIVE FUELS.
PRICES IN THE COMMODITY PITS ARE SPECULATION & MUST BE GOVERNENT CONTROLLED, LESSEN OUR ADDICTION TO FOREIGN OIL, SEEK OUT ALTERMATIVE FUELS, EAT LESS, LOWER YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, IT MAY BE SUMMER, BUT THE AIR WAVES ARE FULL OF A POLITICAL SNOW JOB THAT IS AN INSULT & CHALLENGE TO MY INTELLECTUAL INTEGRETY & REASONING ABILITIES. THEY MAY BE CONVINCING THE VULNERABLE THAT FAILED POLICIES OF THE OTHER GUY GOT US IN THIS MESS & THE ONLY SOLUTION IS LISTEN TO THE UN & THE REST OF THE WORLD WHO WANT US TO CHANGE THE CLIMATE TO GET US OUT.
PULEESE, GODFATHER, END THESE BAD MOVIES WITH ONE OF YOUR CLASSIC ENDINGS!!!!
Global Warming Update
Sent: Wednesday, June 11, 2008 12:39 PM
Subject: Global Warming Update
Global Warming, Do Your Part.
No more belching, no more fart.
No more Carbo-nating Drinks,
Plant shrubs to create Carbon Sinks.
Alas & Alack it’s to no avail in the End.
To the IRS the Carbon Tax you will Send.
(feel free to add a verse)
Later that day…
Global warming, Do your part,
No more burping, do not fart!
No soda-pop nor fiz, Oh Gee-Wizz. . .
The green plants think the sun they'll miss!
O contraire just cows doing it in the air!
I just don't think that is fair!
I'm going to eat more beans just for spite,
and when I'm done I'll have a Sprite!!
I'll walk outside and then bend over. . .
Whoops! I think I just killed Rover!
Oh, and one more thing. .
AAAA-H-H-H-H-H!!
(OFARTAMUS)
(author)
Subject: Global Warming Update
Global Warming, Do Your Part.
No more belching, no more fart.
No more Carbo-nating Drinks,
Plant shrubs to create Carbon Sinks.
Alas & Alack it’s to no avail in the End.
To the IRS the Carbon Tax you will Send.
(feel free to add a verse)
Later that day…
Global warming, Do your part,
No more burping, do not fart!
No soda-pop nor fiz, Oh Gee-Wizz. . .
The green plants think the sun they'll miss!
O contraire just cows doing it in the air!
I just don't think that is fair!
I'm going to eat more beans just for spite,
and when I'm done I'll have a Sprite!!
I'll walk outside and then bend over. . .
Whoops! I think I just killed Rover!
Oh, and one more thing. .
AAAA-H-H-H-H-H!!
(OFARTAMUS)
(author)
Confused
Sent: Saturday, April 05, 2008 12:30 PM
Subject: Confused
If one is a Mormon citizen and still believes in Polygamy (more than one wife) and child (underage) brides, then one violates US law and can be punished.
However, if one is a Muslim citizen and adheres to Sharia Law and the principles of Islamic Law he may have up to four wives and the wife can be less than sixteen years. Does US law permit this?
Looks like religious discrimination to me.
Subject: Confused
If one is a Mormon citizen and still believes in Polygamy (more than one wife) and child (underage) brides, then one violates US law and can be punished.
However, if one is a Muslim citizen and adheres to Sharia Law and the principles of Islamic Law he may have up to four wives and the wife can be less than sixteen years. Does US law permit this?
Looks like religious discrimination to me.
Politicians Fuzzy Math
Sent: Thursday, April 03, 2008 5:25 PM
Subject: Politicians Fuzzy Math
Obama, Hillary, & John Dean checked into a budget hotel on the campaign trail for a strategy meeting. There was no one at the check in desk but the sign said 'rooms under $30 so each person put $10 in an envelope & put the envelope in the box, took the key & signed the register. With the keys they went to the indicated room,
When the manager came back he told the bellboy they were in a $25 room. He gave
the bellboy 5 one dollar bills and told him, to go to the room & give them their change.
Each of the 3 people took $1 and gave the bellboy a $2 tip. Being good Democrats it dawned on them that they each paid $9 for the room ($27 in all) and since the bellboy got a $2 tip that there was $l left over.
Obama called it a budget surplus. Clinton earmarked it for Health Care, & John Dean wanted it for more Big Mac-Bashing TV ads.
Folks, the missing dollar in Democrat Spin. All Republicans know that if the room cost $25, each man only paid $8.33 (& a 1/3 cent). There is no missing dollar!!!!
My election Dilemma
A Blank Vote is a Vote for a Democrat
A Blinkity Blank Vote is a Vote for a Republican
Subject: Politicians Fuzzy Math
Obama, Hillary, & John Dean checked into a budget hotel on the campaign trail for a strategy meeting. There was no one at the check in desk but the sign said 'rooms under $30 so each person put $10 in an envelope & put the envelope in the box, took the key & signed the register. With the keys they went to the indicated room,
When the manager came back he told the bellboy they were in a $25 room. He gave
the bellboy 5 one dollar bills and told him, to go to the room & give them their change.
Each of the 3 people took $1 and gave the bellboy a $2 tip. Being good Democrats it dawned on them that they each paid $9 for the room ($27 in all) and since the bellboy got a $2 tip that there was $l left over.
Obama called it a budget surplus. Clinton earmarked it for Health Care, & John Dean wanted it for more Big Mac-Bashing TV ads.
Folks, the missing dollar in Democrat Spin. All Republicans know that if the room cost $25, each man only paid $8.33 (& a 1/3 cent). There is no missing dollar!!!!
My election Dilemma
A Blank Vote is a Vote for a Democrat
A Blinkity Blank Vote is a Vote for a Republican
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