Sent: Wednesday, June 11, 2008 12:39 PM
Subject: Global Warming Update
Global Warming, Do Your Part.
No more belching, no more fart.
No more Carbo-nating Drinks,
Plant shrubs to create Carbon Sinks.
Alas & Alack it’s to no avail in the End.
To the IRS the Carbon Tax you will Send.
(feel free to add a verse)
Later that day…
Global warming, Do your part,
No more burping, do not fart!
No soda-pop nor fiz, Oh Gee-Wizz. . .
The green plants think the sun they'll miss!
O contraire just cows doing it in the air!
I just don't think that is fair!
I'm going to eat more beans just for spite,
and when I'm done I'll have a Sprite!!
I'll walk outside and then bend over. . .
Whoops! I think I just killed Rover!
Oh, and one more thing. .
AAAA-H-H-H-H-H!!
(OFARTAMUS)
(author)
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