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Tuesday, November 20, 2012
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Romney, Ryan An' Rythmetic
Political Slogan For The Republican Nominees
Romney, Ryan An' Rythmetic
Taught to the tune of a history stick
To balance the budget of the deficit
Michael Butera
August 10, 2012
If you'd like to use for the campaign,
please contact Michael Butera at azbutes@cox.net
to discuss compensation
if you agree-pass it on
Romney, Ryan An' Rythmetic
Taught to the tune of a history stick
To balance the budget of the deficit
Michael Butera
August 10, 2012
If you'd like to use for the campaign,
please contact Michael Butera at azbutes@cox.net
to discuss compensation
if you agree-pass it on
Monday, June 29, 2009
99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL
Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:25 PM
Subject: 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL
SING ALONG WITH ME TO THE TUNE OF 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL......
1. BARACK HUSSEIN MUHMMAD OBAMA ELECTED EL PRESIDENTI. 98 B OF B ON THE WALL PEOPLE & POLICIES
2. CLINTONITES INVADE CABINET OF CHANGE 97 B OF B ON THE WALL ETC
3. GOVENOR RICHARDSON SCANDAL 96 B OF B ETC
4. LEON PANETTA (THEIR WORDS: A MAN OF LITTLE INTELLENGIENCE ) WILL HEAD CIA 95 ETC
5. TIMOTHY (THUMBS) GEITHNER A TAX CHEAT TO HEAD TREASURY ETC
6. HILARY RODHAM CLINTON (THE BOBBLE HEAD NODDER, BILL'S ENABLER, & CLINTON LIBRARY MONEY LAUDRESS) SEC OF STATE
7. ERIC HOLDER (PARDNER & PARDONER OF MARC RICH & TERRORIST GROUP) ATTORNEY GENERAL
8. GEO MITCHELL WHO STILL CANNOT MAKE A DECISION HE CAN EXPRESS ENVOY TO MIDDLE EAST)
9. RICHARD HOLBROOK WHO CANNOT FINISH A TALK WITHOUT MENTIONING BOSNIA
10. ZIGNEY ALPHABET WHO ONLY JIMMY CARTER CAN UNDERSTAND.
11. JANET NAPOLITANO WHO HELPED AZ WELFARE ROLLS & JAIL POPULATION CLIMB WITH ILLEGALS AS HOMELAND SECURITY.
12. CLOSE GITMO & FREE THE TERRORIST
13. RENEW FUNDING OF FOREIGN ABORTION POLICIES OF BILL CLINTON
14. NATIONALIZE OR CREATE A CENTRAL BANK IN DC
WITH CARTER FED CHAIRMAN PAUL VOLKER AS FIAT MONEY CZAR (THAT WAS A DOUBLE HEADER OF POLICY & PERSON)
15. EXIT IRAQ PREMATURELY ~& ENTER AFGHANISTAN
FEEL FREE TO CONTINUE THE SONG. WHAT ARE WE DOWN TO NOW?
86 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, IF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL 85 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL??
BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT ON JIM LEHR'S PBS NEWS SHOW THEY ARE NO LONGER KEEPING A RUNNING COUNT ON IRAQ DEAD U.S. SOLDIERS THAT THEY USED TO DISCREDIT BUSH & WEAR DOWN THE CITIZEN TO WATCH OUR SOLDIERS DIE?
Subject: 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL
SING ALONG WITH ME TO THE TUNE OF 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL......
1. BARACK HUSSEIN MUHMMAD OBAMA ELECTED EL PRESIDENTI. 98 B OF B ON THE WALL PEOPLE & POLICIES
2. CLINTONITES INVADE CABINET OF CHANGE 97 B OF B ON THE WALL ETC
3. GOVENOR RICHARDSON SCANDAL 96 B OF B ETC
4. LEON PANETTA (THEIR WORDS: A MAN OF LITTLE INTELLENGIENCE ) WILL HEAD CIA 95 ETC
5. TIMOTHY (THUMBS) GEITHNER A TAX CHEAT TO HEAD TREASURY ETC
6. HILARY RODHAM CLINTON (THE BOBBLE HEAD NODDER, BILL'S ENABLER, & CLINTON LIBRARY MONEY LAUDRESS) SEC OF STATE
7. ERIC HOLDER (PARDNER & PARDONER OF MARC RICH & TERRORIST GROUP) ATTORNEY GENERAL
8. GEO MITCHELL WHO STILL CANNOT MAKE A DECISION HE CAN EXPRESS ENVOY TO MIDDLE EAST)
9. RICHARD HOLBROOK WHO CANNOT FINISH A TALK WITHOUT MENTIONING BOSNIA
10. ZIGNEY ALPHABET WHO ONLY JIMMY CARTER CAN UNDERSTAND.
11. JANET NAPOLITANO WHO HELPED AZ WELFARE ROLLS & JAIL POPULATION CLIMB WITH ILLEGALS AS HOMELAND SECURITY.
12. CLOSE GITMO & FREE THE TERRORIST
13. RENEW FUNDING OF FOREIGN ABORTION POLICIES OF BILL CLINTON
14. NATIONALIZE OR CREATE A CENTRAL BANK IN DC
WITH CARTER FED CHAIRMAN PAUL VOLKER AS FIAT MONEY CZAR (THAT WAS A DOUBLE HEADER OF POLICY & PERSON)
15. EXIT IRAQ PREMATURELY ~& ENTER AFGHANISTAN
FEEL FREE TO CONTINUE THE SONG. WHAT ARE WE DOWN TO NOW?
86 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, IF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL 85 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL??
BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT ON JIM LEHR'S PBS NEWS SHOW THEY ARE NO LONGER KEEPING A RUNNING COUNT ON IRAQ DEAD U.S. SOLDIERS THAT THEY USED TO DISCREDIT BUSH & WEAR DOWN THE CITIZEN TO WATCH OUR SOLDIERS DIE?
Attention Faithful Mortgage Payers
Sent: Friday, October 3, 2008 12:59 PM
Subject: Attention Faithful Mortgage Payers
YOU ALL HEARD IT LAST NIGHT BY MOTOR MOUTH JOE (AT LEAST A DOZEN LIES IN DEBATE) SAY THIS TO ALL THOSE WHO HOLD MORTGAGES THEY CANNOT PAY, AND NOW
IMPLIED IN THE BAILOUT PACKAGE PASSED TODAY.
WE WILL FREEZE THE FORECLOSURE
WE WILL MODIFY THE MORTGAGE---LOWER THE PRINCIPAL & INTEREST
RATE***********************************************
WE WILL TAKE FROM THE GREEDY & GIVE IT TO THE NEEDY.
WE WILL CHANGE THE RAW DEAL INTO A NEW NEWER DEAL.
FOR WHO?
FOR WE WHO IS OWED, REPARATIONS YOU KNOW.
NOW, ARE YO 'ALL GOING TO ASK FOR THE SAME DEAL OR JUST FINANCE IT?
VOTE FOR YOURSELF. VOTE FOR ?????
Sent: Saturday, November 22, 2008 9:24 AM
Subject: Attention Faithful Mortgage Payers
BYE BYE THE AMERICAN PIE
PERKS & GOLDEN PARACHUTES OF THE CORPORATION WILL DIE
PENSIONS & FREEBIES TO THE POLITICIANS WILL MULTIPLY.
GOOD OLD BOYS DRINKING WHISKEY & RYE SINGING THIS WILL BE THE DAY
CAPITALISM WILL DIE,
THIS WILL BE THE DAY SOCIALISM WILL GET ITS TRY.
.................................................................................................................
OBAMA'S SATURDAY MORNING TALK, IF YOU BREAK IT DOWN,
WAS NOTHING MORE THAN: IF ITS NOT BLACK, ITS WHITE.
IF WE CAN'T FIX IT NOW, WE WILL FIX IT LATER. READ HIS NONSENSE ELSEWHERE ON THE NET.
........................................................................................................................
I KNOW, I KNOW. OBAMA NEVER STOLE A PENNY IN HIS LIFE SO GIVE HIM A CHANCE.
CHANCE & CHANGE. CHANGE LIKE BRINGING IN THE LIGHTWEIGHTS OF THE CLINTON
ADMINISTRATION TO 4 MORE YEARS OF BILL, HILL, & THE BIG CHILL.
............................................................................................................
OBAMA & EMANUL SUNDAY NIGHT DIALOG
BO: RON, I KEEP HAVING THESE RE--OCCURRING NIGHTMARES OF
VINCE FOSTER.
RON EMANUL: MAKE HRC YOUR SEC OF STATE & THEY WILL VANISH. ALSO MAKE JANET
NAPOLITANO YOUR HOMELAND SECURITY AGENT. HRC & JN WILL PUT YOU IN SOLID
WITH THE GAY COMMUNITY, MAN
BO: I GET IT, LIKE KILLING 2 BIRDS WITH 1 STONE.
CHANGE I CAN BELIEVE IT!
ONWARD TO TOMMARROW'S PRESS CONFERANCE. YO!
Subject: Attention Faithful Mortgage Payers
YOU ALL HEARD IT LAST NIGHT BY MOTOR MOUTH JOE (AT LEAST A DOZEN LIES IN DEBATE) SAY THIS TO ALL THOSE WHO HOLD MORTGAGES THEY CANNOT PAY, AND NOW
IMPLIED IN THE BAILOUT PACKAGE PASSED TODAY.
WE WILL FREEZE THE FORECLOSURE
WE WILL MODIFY THE MORTGAGE---LOWER THE PRINCIPAL & INTEREST
RATE***********************************************
WE WILL TAKE FROM THE GREEDY & GIVE IT TO THE NEEDY.
WE WILL CHANGE THE RAW DEAL INTO A NEW NEWER DEAL.
FOR WHO?
FOR WE WHO IS OWED, REPARATIONS YOU KNOW.
NOW, ARE YO 'ALL GOING TO ASK FOR THE SAME DEAL OR JUST FINANCE IT?
VOTE FOR YOURSELF. VOTE FOR ?????
Sent: Saturday, November 22, 2008 9:24 AM
Subject: Attention Faithful Mortgage Payers
BYE BYE THE AMERICAN PIE
PERKS & GOLDEN PARACHUTES OF THE CORPORATION WILL DIE
PENSIONS & FREEBIES TO THE POLITICIANS WILL MULTIPLY.
GOOD OLD BOYS DRINKING WHISKEY & RYE SINGING THIS WILL BE THE DAY
CAPITALISM WILL DIE,
THIS WILL BE THE DAY SOCIALISM WILL GET ITS TRY.
.................................................................................................................
OBAMA'S SATURDAY MORNING TALK, IF YOU BREAK IT DOWN,
WAS NOTHING MORE THAN: IF ITS NOT BLACK, ITS WHITE.
IF WE CAN'T FIX IT NOW, WE WILL FIX IT LATER. READ HIS NONSENSE ELSEWHERE ON THE NET.
........................................................................................................................
I KNOW, I KNOW. OBAMA NEVER STOLE A PENNY IN HIS LIFE SO GIVE HIM A CHANCE.
CHANCE & CHANGE. CHANGE LIKE BRINGING IN THE LIGHTWEIGHTS OF THE CLINTON
ADMINISTRATION TO 4 MORE YEARS OF BILL, HILL, & THE BIG CHILL.
............................................................................................................
OBAMA & EMANUL SUNDAY NIGHT DIALOG
BO: RON, I KEEP HAVING THESE RE--OCCURRING NIGHTMARES OF
VINCE FOSTER.
RON EMANUL: MAKE HRC YOUR SEC OF STATE & THEY WILL VANISH. ALSO MAKE JANET
NAPOLITANO YOUR HOMELAND SECURITY AGENT. HRC & JN WILL PUT YOU IN SOLID
WITH THE GAY COMMUNITY, MAN
BO: I GET IT, LIKE KILLING 2 BIRDS WITH 1 STONE.
CHANGE I CAN BELIEVE IT!
ONWARD TO TOMMARROW'S PRESS CONFERANCE. YO!
No Longer a Christian Nation
Sent: Sunday, July 15, 2008
Subject: No Longer a Christian Nation
As I was listening to a news program last night, I watched in horror as Barack Obama made the statement with pride. . .'we are no longer a Christian nation; we are now a nation of Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, . . . As with so many other statements I've heard him (and his wife) make, I never thought I'd see the day that I'd hear something like that from a presidential candidate in this nation. To think our forefathers fought and died for the right for our nation to be a Christian nation--and to have this man say with pride that we are no longer that. How far this nation has come from what our founding fathers intended it to be.
I hope that each of you will do what I'm doing now--send your concerns, written simply and sincerely, to the Christians on your email list. With God's help, and He is still in control of this nation and all else, we can show this man and the world in November that we are, indeed, still a Christian nation!
Please pray for our nation!
Subject: No Longer a Christian Nation
As I was listening to a news program last night, I watched in horror as Barack Obama made the statement with pride. . .'we are no longer a Christian nation; we are now a nation of Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, . . . As with so many other statements I've heard him (and his wife) make, I never thought I'd see the day that I'd hear something like that from a presidential candidate in this nation. To think our forefathers fought and died for the right for our nation to be a Christian nation--and to have this man say with pride that we are no longer that. How far this nation has come from what our founding fathers intended it to be.
I hope that each of you will do what I'm doing now--send your concerns, written simply and sincerely, to the Christians on your email list. With God's help, and He is still in control of this nation and all else, we can show this man and the world in November that we are, indeed, still a Christian nation!
Please pray for our nation!
I'm forever blowing bubbles
Sent: Friday, June 20, 2008 3:14 PM
Subject: I'm forever blowing bubbles
SORRY, GODFATHER DON CORLEONE, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, THE SKULL & BONES GANG ON WALL STREET ARE BETTER PICK POCKETS THAN ANY OF YOUR GANG OF HOODLUMS COULD EVER HOPE TO BE.
THESE IVY LEAGUE ECONOMISTS & POLITICIANS HAVE A GREATER MAFIA NETWORK THAN YOU IMAGINED. THEY INFLUENCE THOUGHT CONTROL OVER THEIR CONSTITUENTS & DIRECT THEIR FUNDS WILLINGLY& WITHOUT CONSCIENCE INTO FINANCIAL INSTRUMENTS THAT ENRICH THEMSELVES & EVENTUALLY BURST IN THE FACES OF THE UNSUSPECTED.
CONSIDER THE 1929 SPECULATION BUBBLE, THE 1970'S SAVINGS & LOAN BUBBLE, THE 1980 PROGRAM TRADING BUBBLE, THE 1990 DOT.COM & DAY TRADING BUBBLES, THE SUB-PRIM MORTGAGE--HEDGE FUND--BUBBLE OF THE 2000'S,AND THE FUTURE BUBBLE OF THE 2010 TO 2020.
YES, GODFATHER, CALL THEM WHAT YOU WANT, THE MASONS, THE BILDERBUGERS, THE INTERNATIONAL BANKERS, THE WASHINGTON ELITE, THE LIBERAL POLICYMAKERS, THE OCCUPIERS, IN SHORT THEY ARE LEFT WING SOCIALISTS.
NO, OUR NEXT BUBBLE IS NOT POLYGAMY, SAME SEX MARRIAG,OR DIVORCE THAT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR DECADES & ARE REALLY DISTRACTIONS.
THE NEXT GIGANTIC BUBBLE IS THE GLOBAL WARMING HOAX & THE SALE & TAX CONSEQUENCE OF CARBON POLICY & CARBON TAX.FIRST THEY MUST CONVINCE WE FREE SOULS OF A CAPITALISTIC SOCIETY THAT PETROLEUM & PETROLEUM PRODUCTS ARE EVIL SO NO DRILLING & REFINING, KEEP A
PRISTINE ENVIRONMENT & SEARCH FOR ALTERNATIVE FUELS.
PRICES IN THE COMMODITY PITS ARE SPECULATION & MUST BE GOVERNENT CONTROLLED, LESSEN OUR ADDICTION TO FOREIGN OIL, SEEK OUT ALTERMATIVE FUELS, EAT LESS, LOWER YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, IT MAY BE SUMMER, BUT THE AIR WAVES ARE FULL OF A POLITICAL SNOW JOB THAT IS AN INSULT & CHALLENGE TO MY INTELLECTUAL INTEGRETY & REASONING ABILITIES. THEY MAY BE CONVINCING THE VULNERABLE THAT FAILED POLICIES OF THE OTHER GUY GOT US IN THIS MESS & THE ONLY SOLUTION IS LISTEN TO THE UN & THE REST OF THE WORLD WHO WANT US TO CHANGE THE CLIMATE TO GET US OUT.
PULEESE, GODFATHER, END THESE BAD MOVIES WITH ONE OF YOUR CLASSIC ENDINGS!!!!
Subject: I'm forever blowing bubbles
SORRY, GODFATHER DON CORLEONE, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, THE SKULL & BONES GANG ON WALL STREET ARE BETTER PICK POCKETS THAN ANY OF YOUR GANG OF HOODLUMS COULD EVER HOPE TO BE.
THESE IVY LEAGUE ECONOMISTS & POLITICIANS HAVE A GREATER MAFIA NETWORK THAN YOU IMAGINED. THEY INFLUENCE THOUGHT CONTROL OVER THEIR CONSTITUENTS & DIRECT THEIR FUNDS WILLINGLY& WITHOUT CONSCIENCE INTO FINANCIAL INSTRUMENTS THAT ENRICH THEMSELVES & EVENTUALLY BURST IN THE FACES OF THE UNSUSPECTED.
CONSIDER THE 1929 SPECULATION BUBBLE, THE 1970'S SAVINGS & LOAN BUBBLE, THE 1980 PROGRAM TRADING BUBBLE, THE 1990 DOT.COM & DAY TRADING BUBBLES, THE SUB-PRIM MORTGAGE--HEDGE FUND--BUBBLE OF THE 2000'S,AND THE FUTURE BUBBLE OF THE 2010 TO 2020.
YES, GODFATHER, CALL THEM WHAT YOU WANT, THE MASONS, THE BILDERBUGERS, THE INTERNATIONAL BANKERS, THE WASHINGTON ELITE, THE LIBERAL POLICYMAKERS, THE OCCUPIERS, IN SHORT THEY ARE LEFT WING SOCIALISTS.
NO, OUR NEXT BUBBLE IS NOT POLYGAMY, SAME SEX MARRIAG,OR DIVORCE THAT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR DECADES & ARE REALLY DISTRACTIONS.
THE NEXT GIGANTIC BUBBLE IS THE GLOBAL WARMING HOAX & THE SALE & TAX CONSEQUENCE OF CARBON POLICY & CARBON TAX.FIRST THEY MUST CONVINCE WE FREE SOULS OF A CAPITALISTIC SOCIETY THAT PETROLEUM & PETROLEUM PRODUCTS ARE EVIL SO NO DRILLING & REFINING, KEEP A
PRISTINE ENVIRONMENT & SEARCH FOR ALTERNATIVE FUELS.
PRICES IN THE COMMODITY PITS ARE SPECULATION & MUST BE GOVERNENT CONTROLLED, LESSEN OUR ADDICTION TO FOREIGN OIL, SEEK OUT ALTERMATIVE FUELS, EAT LESS, LOWER YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, IT MAY BE SUMMER, BUT THE AIR WAVES ARE FULL OF A POLITICAL SNOW JOB THAT IS AN INSULT & CHALLENGE TO MY INTELLECTUAL INTEGRETY & REASONING ABILITIES. THEY MAY BE CONVINCING THE VULNERABLE THAT FAILED POLICIES OF THE OTHER GUY GOT US IN THIS MESS & THE ONLY SOLUTION IS LISTEN TO THE UN & THE REST OF THE WORLD WHO WANT US TO CHANGE THE CLIMATE TO GET US OUT.
PULEESE, GODFATHER, END THESE BAD MOVIES WITH ONE OF YOUR CLASSIC ENDINGS!!!!
Global Warming Update
Sent: Wednesday, June 11, 2008 12:39 PM
Subject: Global Warming Update
Global Warming, Do Your Part.
No more belching, no more fart.
No more Carbo-nating Drinks,
Plant shrubs to create Carbon Sinks.
Alas & Alack it’s to no avail in the End.
To the IRS the Carbon Tax you will Send.
(feel free to add a verse)
Later that day…
Global warming, Do your part,
No more burping, do not fart!
No soda-pop nor fiz, Oh Gee-Wizz. . .
The green plants think the sun they'll miss!
O contraire just cows doing it in the air!
I just don't think that is fair!
I'm going to eat more beans just for spite,
and when I'm done I'll have a Sprite!!
I'll walk outside and then bend over. . .
Whoops! I think I just killed Rover!
Oh, and one more thing. .
AAAA-H-H-H-H-H!!
(OFARTAMUS)
(author)
Subject: Global Warming Update
Global Warming, Do Your Part.
No more belching, no more fart.
No more Carbo-nating Drinks,
Plant shrubs to create Carbon Sinks.
Alas & Alack it’s to no avail in the End.
To the IRS the Carbon Tax you will Send.
(feel free to add a verse)
Later that day…
Global warming, Do your part,
No more burping, do not fart!
No soda-pop nor fiz, Oh Gee-Wizz. . .
The green plants think the sun they'll miss!
O contraire just cows doing it in the air!
I just don't think that is fair!
I'm going to eat more beans just for spite,
and when I'm done I'll have a Sprite!!
I'll walk outside and then bend over. . .
Whoops! I think I just killed Rover!
Oh, and one more thing. .
AAAA-H-H-H-H-H!!
(OFARTAMUS)
(author)
Confused
Sent: Saturday, April 05, 2008 12:30 PM
Subject: Confused
If one is a Mormon citizen and still believes in Polygamy (more than one wife) and child (underage) brides, then one violates US law and can be punished.
However, if one is a Muslim citizen and adheres to Sharia Law and the principles of Islamic Law he may have up to four wives and the wife can be less than sixteen years. Does US law permit this?
Looks like religious discrimination to me.
Subject: Confused
If one is a Mormon citizen and still believes in Polygamy (more than one wife) and child (underage) brides, then one violates US law and can be punished.
However, if one is a Muslim citizen and adheres to Sharia Law and the principles of Islamic Law he may have up to four wives and the wife can be less than sixteen years. Does US law permit this?
Looks like religious discrimination to me.
Politicians Fuzzy Math
Sent: Thursday, April 03, 2008 5:25 PM
Subject: Politicians Fuzzy Math
Obama, Hillary, & John Dean checked into a budget hotel on the campaign trail for a strategy meeting. There was no one at the check in desk but the sign said 'rooms under $30 so each person put $10 in an envelope & put the envelope in the box, took the key & signed the register. With the keys they went to the indicated room,
When the manager came back he told the bellboy they were in a $25 room. He gave
the bellboy 5 one dollar bills and told him, to go to the room & give them their change.
Each of the 3 people took $1 and gave the bellboy a $2 tip. Being good Democrats it dawned on them that they each paid $9 for the room ($27 in all) and since the bellboy got a $2 tip that there was $l left over.
Obama called it a budget surplus. Clinton earmarked it for Health Care, & John Dean wanted it for more Big Mac-Bashing TV ads.
Folks, the missing dollar in Democrat Spin. All Republicans know that if the room cost $25, each man only paid $8.33 (& a 1/3 cent). There is no missing dollar!!!!
My election Dilemma
A Blank Vote is a Vote for a Democrat
A Blinkity Blank Vote is a Vote for a Republican
Subject: Politicians Fuzzy Math
Obama, Hillary, & John Dean checked into a budget hotel on the campaign trail for a strategy meeting. There was no one at the check in desk but the sign said 'rooms under $30 so each person put $10 in an envelope & put the envelope in the box, took the key & signed the register. With the keys they went to the indicated room,
When the manager came back he told the bellboy they were in a $25 room. He gave
the bellboy 5 one dollar bills and told him, to go to the room & give them their change.
Each of the 3 people took $1 and gave the bellboy a $2 tip. Being good Democrats it dawned on them that they each paid $9 for the room ($27 in all) and since the bellboy got a $2 tip that there was $l left over.
Obama called it a budget surplus. Clinton earmarked it for Health Care, & John Dean wanted it for more Big Mac-Bashing TV ads.
Folks, the missing dollar in Democrat Spin. All Republicans know that if the room cost $25, each man only paid $8.33 (& a 1/3 cent). There is no missing dollar!!!!
My election Dilemma
A Blank Vote is a Vote for a Democrat
A Blinkity Blank Vote is a Vote for a Republican
Define Hot
Thursday, April 03, 2008 11:26 AM
Subject: Define Hot
Ted Turner said on TV the other night that by 2020 the world temperature will be 7 degrees higher, the US will be like the Sudan, there will be no crops, and we will resort to cannibalism.
Here is a guy who married Hanoi Jane Fonda & doesn't know the meaning of the word HOT.
Subject: Define Hot
Ted Turner said on TV the other night that by 2020 the world temperature will be 7 degrees higher, the US will be like the Sudan, there will be no crops, and we will resort to cannibalism.
Here is a guy who married Hanoi Jane Fonda & doesn't know the meaning of the word HOT.
More Power to You
Sent: Saturday, March 29, 2008 1:06 PM
Subject: More Power to You
For years all we heard that the Federal Reserve Board had Autonomy & was separate from the Federal Government. That is until I read in this morning’s newspaper that the Treasury Department proposes to overhaul the relationship between Wall Street and Washington. Reading, Riting, and Rithmatic to be replaced by Reshaping Regulatory Relationships.
This leads me to present to you a poem I wrote about twenty years ago after reading an account that the Federal Reserve was responsible for converting what would have been a serious recession after 1929 into a major catastrophe
by permitting the quantity of money to decline by one-third from 1929 to 1933, even though it had ample power to prevent the decline.
........................................................................................
The working class, we must profess,
remains the pawn of monetary chess.
Government statistics we all deplore,
intimidates, politically motivates, confuses our destiny and more.
Is there no escape from all this depression?
Are we to believe the answer is always Recession?
Our fiscal excesses to our Monetary Credit,
usually results in a Government Debit.
To cure, to cure, get us out of the Red.
Seriously, let’s Balance our Budget, by
Nationalizing the Fed!!
............................................................................................
To whom will they answer? What say you Congress?
Subject: More Power to You
For years all we heard that the Federal Reserve Board had Autonomy & was separate from the Federal Government. That is until I read in this morning’s newspaper that the Treasury Department proposes to overhaul the relationship between Wall Street and Washington. Reading, Riting, and Rithmatic to be replaced by Reshaping Regulatory Relationships.
This leads me to present to you a poem I wrote about twenty years ago after reading an account that the Federal Reserve was responsible for converting what would have been a serious recession after 1929 into a major catastrophe
by permitting the quantity of money to decline by one-third from 1929 to 1933, even though it had ample power to prevent the decline.
........................................................................................
The working class, we must profess,
remains the pawn of monetary chess.
Government statistics we all deplore,
intimidates, politically motivates, confuses our destiny and more.
Is there no escape from all this depression?
Are we to believe the answer is always Recession?
Our fiscal excesses to our Monetary Credit,
usually results in a Government Debit.
To cure, to cure, get us out of the Red.
Seriously, let’s Balance our Budget, by
Nationalizing the Fed!!
............................................................................................
To whom will they answer? What say you Congress?
Lights Out
Sent: Saturday, March 29, 2008 12:30 PM
Subject: Lights Out
Turn off those lights and your brain at the same time. Then throw away your Physics 101 book, you know the one that says Mass equals Energy and that Matter cannot be Created nor Destroyed but merely changed in its Form. Global Warming is really a Man Made Religion for Mind-Numbed Robots. Now sit there in the dark and watch the Lightning Bug mate.
Subject: Lights Out
Turn off those lights and your brain at the same time. Then throw away your Physics 101 book, you know the one that says Mass equals Energy and that Matter cannot be Created nor Destroyed but merely changed in its Form. Global Warming is really a Man Made Religion for Mind-Numbed Robots. Now sit there in the dark and watch the Lightning Bug mate.
On a personal note (not an editorial, but a daditorial)
On a personal note (not an editorial, but a daditorial)
Wednesday 3/26/08 5:22 PM
I asked mom whatever happened to your NY or NJ suitor. Mom said you lost interest.
Tell the guy, why. You don't want a long distance romance, you will never go back to the east coast. You haven't made 1mil yet. you don't want to lead him on. why are you still single, what do you expect from a girlfriend, are you searching for an identity, are you a mamma's boy, tell me more you are a writer maybe you can write a play about it after he answers those questions.
Romances are hard. I never had enough dinero, still don't. Mom had to break family ties that gradually healed. Asi es la vida.
Wednesday 3/26/08 5:22 PM
I asked mom whatever happened to your NY or NJ suitor. Mom said you lost interest.
Tell the guy, why. You don't want a long distance romance, you will never go back to the east coast. You haven't made 1mil yet. you don't want to lead him on. why are you still single, what do you expect from a girlfriend, are you searching for an identity, are you a mamma's boy, tell me more you are a writer maybe you can write a play about it after he answers those questions.
Romances are hard. I never had enough dinero, still don't. Mom had to break family ties that gradually healed. Asi es la vida.
Cartoon Censorship
Sent: Thursday, March 20, 2008 5:27 PM
Subject: Cartoon Censorship
How ya doin? My name is Luca Brazie, or Luca for short. I am a hit man for the Corleone Grp Ltd.
Our Grp had nuttin, I repeat nuttin to do with the disappearance of:
1. Speedy Gonzales
2. Amos, Andy, & the Kingfish
3. Chilli Willie
4. Uncle Remus, Brer Rabbitt, er maybe Brer Fox
5. Tom & Jerry
6. The Roadrunner & Willey Coyote
Those media goons are giving us Mediterranean Irishmen a bad rap when it comes to Cartoon Violence. They did not even show up during the writers' strike & we had no contracts in force.
Gracias & A-Reve-A-Dershay. Excusa my 6th grade education. Luke
Subject: Cartoon Censorship
How ya doin? My name is Luca Brazie, or Luca for short. I am a hit man for the Corleone Grp Ltd.
Our Grp had nuttin, I repeat nuttin to do with the disappearance of:
1. Speedy Gonzales
2. Amos, Andy, & the Kingfish
3. Chilli Willie
4. Uncle Remus, Brer Rabbitt, er maybe Brer Fox
5. Tom & Jerry
6. The Roadrunner & Willey Coyote
Those media goons are giving us Mediterranean Irishmen a bad rap when it comes to Cartoon Violence. They did not even show up during the writers' strike & we had no contracts in force.
Gracias & A-Reve-A-Dershay. Excusa my 6th grade education. Luke
Vatican calls pollution a "sin"
Sent: Saturday, March 15, 2008 12:42 PM
Subject: Vatican calls pollution a "sin"
We must recreate a new strong alliance between man & Mother Earth. In the Age of Expanding Globalization we must Go Green.
Imagine. Bless me father for I have sinned, I did with purpose Gun my car in order to pass another vehicle & thereby created excess CO2. You forgiven, for your penance drive 5 mi below the speed limit for 3 months. Now go & sin no more.
This is maddening if it wasn't so funny.
Subject: Vatican calls pollution a "sin"
We must recreate a new strong alliance between man & Mother Earth. In the Age of Expanding Globalization we must Go Green.
Imagine. Bless me father for I have sinned, I did with purpose Gun my car in order to pass another vehicle & thereby created excess CO2. You forgiven, for your penance drive 5 mi below the speed limit for 3 months. Now go & sin no more.
This is maddening if it wasn't so funny.
Flash off the presses
Sent: Friday, March 14, 2008 12:23 PM
Subject: Flash off the presses
The estate of Al Jolson has been commissioned to write a parody for the Democrat Convention Rally Song. It goes something like this:
"Gimme,gimme, gimme what I cry for
You know you got the kind of programs that I die for,
You know you made me love you!"
Any suggestions on who you want to sing it? Individual or Group??
Subject: Flash off the presses
The estate of Al Jolson has been commissioned to write a parody for the Democrat Convention Rally Song. It goes something like this:
"Gimme,gimme, gimme what I cry for
You know you got the kind of programs that I die for,
You know you made me love you!"
Any suggestions on who you want to sing it? Individual or Group??
NAFTA
Sent: Wednesday, March 12, 2008 8:19 PM
Subject: NAFTA
Problem: The US public is disturbed that Big Business has farmed out labor to Third World Countries at the detriment of US Workers.
Solution: I suggest we farm out our Prison System to Iraq, Korea, China, India, & the Philippines.
Purpose
1. Save US Taxpayer $$$
2. Give our Prisons a New Reputation for Punishment.
3. Slow down the Recruitment of Prison Gangs if ever Paroled
What Say You???
Subject: NAFTA
Problem: The US public is disturbed that Big Business has farmed out labor to Third World Countries at the detriment of US Workers.
Solution: I suggest we farm out our Prison System to Iraq, Korea, China, India, & the Philippines.
Purpose
1. Save US Taxpayer $$$
2. Give our Prisons a New Reputation for Punishment.
3. Slow down the Recruitment of Prison Gangs if ever Paroled
What Say You???
The Soap Opera Continues
Sent: Monday, March 10, 2008 12:22 PM
Subject: The Soap Opera Continues
The Huckster (Huckabee) is OUT
The Hoaxster (McCain) is IN, thanks to the Tran gendered (crossover voters)
Big Mac, the left wing liberal Senator for Az, the Turn-coat Republican nominee will serve as the nominee in November.
On the other hand either HRC or BO will Duke (College...good comparison) it out to see who is Left (another good comparison).
Ralph Nadar is no Ross Perot. Where is the Little General when the Democrats need him to steal another election?
The Soap Opera continues.
Subject: The Soap Opera Continues
The Huckster (Huckabee) is OUT
The Hoaxster (McCain) is IN, thanks to the Tran gendered (crossover voters)
Big Mac, the left wing liberal Senator for Az, the Turn-coat Republican nominee will serve as the nominee in November.
On the other hand either HRC or BO will Duke (College...good comparison) it out to see who is Left (another good comparison).
Ralph Nadar is no Ross Perot. Where is the Little General when the Democrats need him to steal another election?
The Soap Opera continues.
info
Sent: Wednesday, February 13, 2008 1:56 PM
Subject: info
EPA keep the oil in the ground use alternate fuels Ethanol Save the environment for the animals, they are so cute & cuddly & we are their wards after all . That is our purpose on earth. Are we people for the ethical treatment of animals or people who eat tasty animals?? PETA
EtOH Corn for yrs was 2.5 to 3.5 $/bushel Now it over $5/bu The government is now Subsidizing farmers to grow corn to convert it into Ethanol for cars to stop pollution. More CO2 is produced to grow & convert than it saves. We are no longer an economy driven by market forces.
Price of hops goes up, price of beer goes up
Price of corn goes up, price of tortillas, chips, & cereals goes up.
Notice that a box of Corn flakes or a bag of Tostados now hover around 12.5 oz from 15 oz. Yet the price is the same. Fooled you.
Next is Sugar. South American converts sugar to fuel. When the cost of Candy goes up will people revolt?? The government will say it's for your own good, you are overweight anyway.
Border fence add-on disputed. The 11 more miles of Az barriers will bring about an ecological disaster. We are disturbing the natural habitats & threatening our endangered animals. We may be keeping out the illegals but we are causing an ecological disaster.
Nebraska outlaws electric chair for death row inmates because it hurts them before they die. Let them live in solitary & watch 2008 elections re-runs the rest of their lives.
Water boarding is torture, but cutting off heads & limbs by terrorists is sanctioned.
If Osama bin Laden is in our gun sights & people are around, there must be no collateral damage. (Remember the A bomb & Nazi Germany tragedy)
Roger Clements & accuser is nothing more than a He said-She said squabble.
And it goes on.
Subject: info
EPA keep the oil in the ground use alternate fuels Ethanol Save the environment for the animals, they are so cute & cuddly & we are their wards after all . That is our purpose on earth. Are we people for the ethical treatment of animals or people who eat tasty animals?? PETA
EtOH Corn for yrs was 2.5 to 3.5 $/bushel Now it over $5/bu The government is now Subsidizing farmers to grow corn to convert it into Ethanol for cars to stop pollution. More CO2 is produced to grow & convert than it saves. We are no longer an economy driven by market forces.
Price of hops goes up, price of beer goes up
Price of corn goes up, price of tortillas, chips, & cereals goes up.
Notice that a box of Corn flakes or a bag of Tostados now hover around 12.5 oz from 15 oz. Yet the price is the same. Fooled you.
Next is Sugar. South American converts sugar to fuel. When the cost of Candy goes up will people revolt?? The government will say it's for your own good, you are overweight anyway.
Border fence add-on disputed. The 11 more miles of Az barriers will bring about an ecological disaster. We are disturbing the natural habitats & threatening our endangered animals. We may be keeping out the illegals but we are causing an ecological disaster.
Nebraska outlaws electric chair for death row inmates because it hurts them before they die. Let them live in solitary & watch 2008 elections re-runs the rest of their lives.
Water boarding is torture, but cutting off heads & limbs by terrorists is sanctioned.
If Osama bin Laden is in our gun sights & people are around, there must be no collateral damage. (Remember the A bomb & Nazi Germany tragedy)
Roger Clements & accuser is nothing more than a He said-She said squabble.
And it goes on.
A Season for Reason not Treason
Sent: Sunday, February 03, 2008 3:13 PM
Subject: A Season for Reason not Treason
When I was a teacher it was emphasized to me to find out where the student was, & go from there, So, where are you?
When I taught Geometry I told my students it was a system of logic applied to a mathematics course. They had to accept the concepts I put forth or else we could not continue. Drop the Class.
I even wrote a treatise to delineate my ideas & how I would proceed in the class. I have it still, & as time went on it still has merit.
Foundations in Geometry
A. The undefined term
B. The Assumption
C. The Theorem
D. The Converse of the Theorem
E. The Inverse of the Theorem
F. The Formal Proof
Types of Proof
1. Direct Method2.
2. Analytic Proof
3. Indirect Method
4. Proof by Coincidence
Anyway or anyhow in math, philosophy, science, religion, etc one must accept things on faith at times & build up another body of knowledge that does not distort the mind too much.
But, in religion (if to have meaning) one must accept visions, revelations, ideas etc from those living seers or saints not only as personal but also as a revelation of the way things were or to be.
Examples, Virgin Birth, Immaculate Conception, Assumption, Lourdes vision, Fatima Vision etc.
Do you believe that a German woman existed for over 30 yrs with no food just water & the host? Hitler ordered his men to stay away from her with a 5-10 mile radius. Dr Al's sister visited he while she was in bed with the aroma of fresh roses always present. One of many mysteries. (a truth that cannot be understood: definition). Do or can you accept that. ??
DAD.
Subject: A Season for Reason not Treason
When I was a teacher it was emphasized to me to find out where the student was, & go from there, So, where are you?
When I taught Geometry I told my students it was a system of logic applied to a mathematics course. They had to accept the concepts I put forth or else we could not continue. Drop the Class.
I even wrote a treatise to delineate my ideas & how I would proceed in the class. I have it still, & as time went on it still has merit.
Foundations in Geometry
A. The undefined term
B. The Assumption
C. The Theorem
D. The Converse of the Theorem
E. The Inverse of the Theorem
F. The Formal Proof
Types of Proof
1. Direct Method2.
2. Analytic Proof
3. Indirect Method
4. Proof by Coincidence
Anyway or anyhow in math, philosophy, science, religion, etc one must accept things on faith at times & build up another body of knowledge that does not distort the mind too much.
But, in religion (if to have meaning) one must accept visions, revelations, ideas etc from those living seers or saints not only as personal but also as a revelation of the way things were or to be.
Examples, Virgin Birth, Immaculate Conception, Assumption, Lourdes vision, Fatima Vision etc.
Do you believe that a German woman existed for over 30 yrs with no food just water & the host? Hitler ordered his men to stay away from her with a 5-10 mile radius. Dr Al's sister visited he while she was in bed with the aroma of fresh roses always present. One of many mysteries. (a truth that cannot be understood: definition). Do or can you accept that. ??
DAD.
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