Sent: Wednesday, January 28, 2009 1:25 PM
Subject: 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL
SING ALONG WITH ME TO THE TUNE OF 99 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL......
1. BARACK HUSSEIN MUHMMAD OBAMA ELECTED EL PRESIDENTI. 98 B OF B ON THE WALL PEOPLE & POLICIES
2. CLINTONITES INVADE CABINET OF CHANGE 97 B OF B ON THE WALL ETC
3. GOVENOR RICHARDSON SCANDAL 96 B OF B ETC
4. LEON PANETTA (THEIR WORDS: A MAN OF LITTLE INTELLENGIENCE ) WILL HEAD CIA 95 ETC
5. TIMOTHY (THUMBS) GEITHNER A TAX CHEAT TO HEAD TREASURY ETC
6. HILARY RODHAM CLINTON (THE BOBBLE HEAD NODDER, BILL'S ENABLER, & CLINTON LIBRARY MONEY LAUDRESS) SEC OF STATE
7. ERIC HOLDER (PARDNER & PARDONER OF MARC RICH & TERRORIST GROUP) ATTORNEY GENERAL
8. GEO MITCHELL WHO STILL CANNOT MAKE A DECISION HE CAN EXPRESS ENVOY TO MIDDLE EAST)
9. RICHARD HOLBROOK WHO CANNOT FINISH A TALK WITHOUT MENTIONING BOSNIA
10. ZIGNEY ALPHABET WHO ONLY JIMMY CARTER CAN UNDERSTAND.
11. JANET NAPOLITANO WHO HELPED AZ WELFARE ROLLS & JAIL POPULATION CLIMB WITH ILLEGALS AS HOMELAND SECURITY.
12. CLOSE GITMO & FREE THE TERRORIST
13. RENEW FUNDING OF FOREIGN ABORTION POLICIES OF BILL CLINTON
14. NATIONALIZE OR CREATE A CENTRAL BANK IN DC
WITH CARTER FED CHAIRMAN PAUL VOLKER AS FIAT MONEY CZAR (THAT WAS A DOUBLE HEADER OF POLICY & PERSON)
15. EXIT IRAQ PREMATURELY ~& ENTER AFGHANISTAN
FEEL FREE TO CONTINUE THE SONG. WHAT ARE WE DOWN TO NOW?
86 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL, IF ONE OF THOSE BOTTLES SHOULD HAPPEN TO FALL 85 BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL??
BY THE WAY, HAVE YOU NOTICED THAT ON JIM LEHR'S PBS NEWS SHOW THEY ARE NO LONGER KEEPING A RUNNING COUNT ON IRAQ DEAD U.S. SOLDIERS THAT THEY USED TO DISCREDIT BUSH & WEAR DOWN THE CITIZEN TO WATCH OUR SOLDIERS DIE?
Monday, June 29, 2009
Attention Faithful Mortgage Payers
Sent: Friday, October 3, 2008 12:59 PM
Subject: Attention Faithful Mortgage Payers
YOU ALL HEARD IT LAST NIGHT BY MOTOR MOUTH JOE (AT LEAST A DOZEN LIES IN DEBATE) SAY THIS TO ALL THOSE WHO HOLD MORTGAGES THEY CANNOT PAY, AND NOW
IMPLIED IN THE BAILOUT PACKAGE PASSED TODAY.
WE WILL FREEZE THE FORECLOSURE
WE WILL MODIFY THE MORTGAGE---LOWER THE PRINCIPAL & INTEREST
RATE***********************************************
WE WILL TAKE FROM THE GREEDY & GIVE IT TO THE NEEDY.
WE WILL CHANGE THE RAW DEAL INTO A NEW NEWER DEAL.
FOR WHO?
FOR WE WHO IS OWED, REPARATIONS YOU KNOW.
NOW, ARE YO 'ALL GOING TO ASK FOR THE SAME DEAL OR JUST FINANCE IT?
VOTE FOR YOURSELF. VOTE FOR ?????
Sent: Saturday, November 22, 2008 9:24 AM
Subject: Attention Faithful Mortgage Payers
BYE BYE THE AMERICAN PIE
PERKS & GOLDEN PARACHUTES OF THE CORPORATION WILL DIE
PENSIONS & FREEBIES TO THE POLITICIANS WILL MULTIPLY.
GOOD OLD BOYS DRINKING WHISKEY & RYE SINGING THIS WILL BE THE DAY
CAPITALISM WILL DIE,
THIS WILL BE THE DAY SOCIALISM WILL GET ITS TRY.
.................................................................................................................
OBAMA'S SATURDAY MORNING TALK, IF YOU BREAK IT DOWN,
WAS NOTHING MORE THAN: IF ITS NOT BLACK, ITS WHITE.
IF WE CAN'T FIX IT NOW, WE WILL FIX IT LATER. READ HIS NONSENSE ELSEWHERE ON THE NET.
........................................................................................................................
I KNOW, I KNOW. OBAMA NEVER STOLE A PENNY IN HIS LIFE SO GIVE HIM A CHANCE.
CHANCE & CHANGE. CHANGE LIKE BRINGING IN THE LIGHTWEIGHTS OF THE CLINTON
ADMINISTRATION TO 4 MORE YEARS OF BILL, HILL, & THE BIG CHILL.
............................................................................................................
OBAMA & EMANUL SUNDAY NIGHT DIALOG
BO: RON, I KEEP HAVING THESE RE--OCCURRING NIGHTMARES OF
VINCE FOSTER.
RON EMANUL: MAKE HRC YOUR SEC OF STATE & THEY WILL VANISH. ALSO MAKE JANET
NAPOLITANO YOUR HOMELAND SECURITY AGENT. HRC & JN WILL PUT YOU IN SOLID
WITH THE GAY COMMUNITY, MAN
BO: I GET IT, LIKE KILLING 2 BIRDS WITH 1 STONE.
CHANGE I CAN BELIEVE IT!
ONWARD TO TOMMARROW'S PRESS CONFERANCE. YO!
Subject: Attention Faithful Mortgage Payers
YOU ALL HEARD IT LAST NIGHT BY MOTOR MOUTH JOE (AT LEAST A DOZEN LIES IN DEBATE) SAY THIS TO ALL THOSE WHO HOLD MORTGAGES THEY CANNOT PAY, AND NOW
IMPLIED IN THE BAILOUT PACKAGE PASSED TODAY.
WE WILL FREEZE THE FORECLOSURE
WE WILL MODIFY THE MORTGAGE---LOWER THE PRINCIPAL & INTEREST
RATE***********************************************
WE WILL TAKE FROM THE GREEDY & GIVE IT TO THE NEEDY.
WE WILL CHANGE THE RAW DEAL INTO A NEW NEWER DEAL.
FOR WHO?
FOR WE WHO IS OWED, REPARATIONS YOU KNOW.
NOW, ARE YO 'ALL GOING TO ASK FOR THE SAME DEAL OR JUST FINANCE IT?
VOTE FOR YOURSELF. VOTE FOR ?????
Sent: Saturday, November 22, 2008 9:24 AM
Subject: Attention Faithful Mortgage Payers
BYE BYE THE AMERICAN PIE
PERKS & GOLDEN PARACHUTES OF THE CORPORATION WILL DIE
PENSIONS & FREEBIES TO THE POLITICIANS WILL MULTIPLY.
GOOD OLD BOYS DRINKING WHISKEY & RYE SINGING THIS WILL BE THE DAY
CAPITALISM WILL DIE,
THIS WILL BE THE DAY SOCIALISM WILL GET ITS TRY.
.................................................................................................................
OBAMA'S SATURDAY MORNING TALK, IF YOU BREAK IT DOWN,
WAS NOTHING MORE THAN: IF ITS NOT BLACK, ITS WHITE.
IF WE CAN'T FIX IT NOW, WE WILL FIX IT LATER. READ HIS NONSENSE ELSEWHERE ON THE NET.
........................................................................................................................
I KNOW, I KNOW. OBAMA NEVER STOLE A PENNY IN HIS LIFE SO GIVE HIM A CHANCE.
CHANCE & CHANGE. CHANGE LIKE BRINGING IN THE LIGHTWEIGHTS OF THE CLINTON
ADMINISTRATION TO 4 MORE YEARS OF BILL, HILL, & THE BIG CHILL.
............................................................................................................
OBAMA & EMANUL SUNDAY NIGHT DIALOG
BO: RON, I KEEP HAVING THESE RE--OCCURRING NIGHTMARES OF
VINCE FOSTER.
RON EMANUL: MAKE HRC YOUR SEC OF STATE & THEY WILL VANISH. ALSO MAKE JANET
NAPOLITANO YOUR HOMELAND SECURITY AGENT. HRC & JN WILL PUT YOU IN SOLID
WITH THE GAY COMMUNITY, MAN
BO: I GET IT, LIKE KILLING 2 BIRDS WITH 1 STONE.
CHANGE I CAN BELIEVE IT!
ONWARD TO TOMMARROW'S PRESS CONFERANCE. YO!
No Longer a Christian Nation
Sent: Sunday, July 15, 2008
Subject: No Longer a Christian Nation
As I was listening to a news program last night, I watched in horror as Barack Obama made the statement with pride. . .'we are no longer a Christian nation; we are now a nation of Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, . . . As with so many other statements I've heard him (and his wife) make, I never thought I'd see the day that I'd hear something like that from a presidential candidate in this nation. To think our forefathers fought and died for the right for our nation to be a Christian nation--and to have this man say with pride that we are no longer that. How far this nation has come from what our founding fathers intended it to be.
I hope that each of you will do what I'm doing now--send your concerns, written simply and sincerely, to the Christians on your email list. With God's help, and He is still in control of this nation and all else, we can show this man and the world in November that we are, indeed, still a Christian nation!
Please pray for our nation!
Subject: No Longer a Christian Nation
As I was listening to a news program last night, I watched in horror as Barack Obama made the statement with pride. . .'we are no longer a Christian nation; we are now a nation of Christians, Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, . . . As with so many other statements I've heard him (and his wife) make, I never thought I'd see the day that I'd hear something like that from a presidential candidate in this nation. To think our forefathers fought and died for the right for our nation to be a Christian nation--and to have this man say with pride that we are no longer that. How far this nation has come from what our founding fathers intended it to be.
I hope that each of you will do what I'm doing now--send your concerns, written simply and sincerely, to the Christians on your email list. With God's help, and He is still in control of this nation and all else, we can show this man and the world in November that we are, indeed, still a Christian nation!
Please pray for our nation!
I'm forever blowing bubbles
Sent: Friday, June 20, 2008 3:14 PM
Subject: I'm forever blowing bubbles
SORRY, GODFATHER DON CORLEONE, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, THE SKULL & BONES GANG ON WALL STREET ARE BETTER PICK POCKETS THAN ANY OF YOUR GANG OF HOODLUMS COULD EVER HOPE TO BE.
THESE IVY LEAGUE ECONOMISTS & POLITICIANS HAVE A GREATER MAFIA NETWORK THAN YOU IMAGINED. THEY INFLUENCE THOUGHT CONTROL OVER THEIR CONSTITUENTS & DIRECT THEIR FUNDS WILLINGLY& WITHOUT CONSCIENCE INTO FINANCIAL INSTRUMENTS THAT ENRICH THEMSELVES & EVENTUALLY BURST IN THE FACES OF THE UNSUSPECTED.
CONSIDER THE 1929 SPECULATION BUBBLE, THE 1970'S SAVINGS & LOAN BUBBLE, THE 1980 PROGRAM TRADING BUBBLE, THE 1990 DOT.COM & DAY TRADING BUBBLES, THE SUB-PRIM MORTGAGE--HEDGE FUND--BUBBLE OF THE 2000'S,AND THE FUTURE BUBBLE OF THE 2010 TO 2020.
YES, GODFATHER, CALL THEM WHAT YOU WANT, THE MASONS, THE BILDERBUGERS, THE INTERNATIONAL BANKERS, THE WASHINGTON ELITE, THE LIBERAL POLICYMAKERS, THE OCCUPIERS, IN SHORT THEY ARE LEFT WING SOCIALISTS.
NO, OUR NEXT BUBBLE IS NOT POLYGAMY, SAME SEX MARRIAG,OR DIVORCE THAT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR DECADES & ARE REALLY DISTRACTIONS.
THE NEXT GIGANTIC BUBBLE IS THE GLOBAL WARMING HOAX & THE SALE & TAX CONSEQUENCE OF CARBON POLICY & CARBON TAX.FIRST THEY MUST CONVINCE WE FREE SOULS OF A CAPITALISTIC SOCIETY THAT PETROLEUM & PETROLEUM PRODUCTS ARE EVIL SO NO DRILLING & REFINING, KEEP A
PRISTINE ENVIRONMENT & SEARCH FOR ALTERNATIVE FUELS.
PRICES IN THE COMMODITY PITS ARE SPECULATION & MUST BE GOVERNENT CONTROLLED, LESSEN OUR ADDICTION TO FOREIGN OIL, SEEK OUT ALTERMATIVE FUELS, EAT LESS, LOWER YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, IT MAY BE SUMMER, BUT THE AIR WAVES ARE FULL OF A POLITICAL SNOW JOB THAT IS AN INSULT & CHALLENGE TO MY INTELLECTUAL INTEGRETY & REASONING ABILITIES. THEY MAY BE CONVINCING THE VULNERABLE THAT FAILED POLICIES OF THE OTHER GUY GOT US IN THIS MESS & THE ONLY SOLUTION IS LISTEN TO THE UN & THE REST OF THE WORLD WHO WANT US TO CHANGE THE CLIMATE TO GET US OUT.
PULEESE, GODFATHER, END THESE BAD MOVIES WITH ONE OF YOUR CLASSIC ENDINGS!!!!
Subject: I'm forever blowing bubbles
SORRY, GODFATHER DON CORLEONE, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, THE SKULL & BONES GANG ON WALL STREET ARE BETTER PICK POCKETS THAN ANY OF YOUR GANG OF HOODLUMS COULD EVER HOPE TO BE.
THESE IVY LEAGUE ECONOMISTS & POLITICIANS HAVE A GREATER MAFIA NETWORK THAN YOU IMAGINED. THEY INFLUENCE THOUGHT CONTROL OVER THEIR CONSTITUENTS & DIRECT THEIR FUNDS WILLINGLY& WITHOUT CONSCIENCE INTO FINANCIAL INSTRUMENTS THAT ENRICH THEMSELVES & EVENTUALLY BURST IN THE FACES OF THE UNSUSPECTED.
CONSIDER THE 1929 SPECULATION BUBBLE, THE 1970'S SAVINGS & LOAN BUBBLE, THE 1980 PROGRAM TRADING BUBBLE, THE 1990 DOT.COM & DAY TRADING BUBBLES, THE SUB-PRIM MORTGAGE--HEDGE FUND--BUBBLE OF THE 2000'S,AND THE FUTURE BUBBLE OF THE 2010 TO 2020.
YES, GODFATHER, CALL THEM WHAT YOU WANT, THE MASONS, THE BILDERBUGERS, THE INTERNATIONAL BANKERS, THE WASHINGTON ELITE, THE LIBERAL POLICYMAKERS, THE OCCUPIERS, IN SHORT THEY ARE LEFT WING SOCIALISTS.
NO, OUR NEXT BUBBLE IS NOT POLYGAMY, SAME SEX MARRIAG,OR DIVORCE THAT HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR DECADES & ARE REALLY DISTRACTIONS.
THE NEXT GIGANTIC BUBBLE IS THE GLOBAL WARMING HOAX & THE SALE & TAX CONSEQUENCE OF CARBON POLICY & CARBON TAX.FIRST THEY MUST CONVINCE WE FREE SOULS OF A CAPITALISTIC SOCIETY THAT PETROLEUM & PETROLEUM PRODUCTS ARE EVIL SO NO DRILLING & REFINING, KEEP A
PRISTINE ENVIRONMENT & SEARCH FOR ALTERNATIVE FUELS.
PRICES IN THE COMMODITY PITS ARE SPECULATION & MUST BE GOVERNENT CONTROLLED, LESSEN OUR ADDICTION TO FOREIGN OIL, SEEK OUT ALTERMATIVE FUELS, EAT LESS, LOWER YOUR STANDARD OF LIVING.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU, IT MAY BE SUMMER, BUT THE AIR WAVES ARE FULL OF A POLITICAL SNOW JOB THAT IS AN INSULT & CHALLENGE TO MY INTELLECTUAL INTEGRETY & REASONING ABILITIES. THEY MAY BE CONVINCING THE VULNERABLE THAT FAILED POLICIES OF THE OTHER GUY GOT US IN THIS MESS & THE ONLY SOLUTION IS LISTEN TO THE UN & THE REST OF THE WORLD WHO WANT US TO CHANGE THE CLIMATE TO GET US OUT.
PULEESE, GODFATHER, END THESE BAD MOVIES WITH ONE OF YOUR CLASSIC ENDINGS!!!!
Global Warming Update
Sent: Wednesday, June 11, 2008 12:39 PM
Subject: Global Warming Update
Global Warming, Do Your Part.
No more belching, no more fart.
No more Carbo-nating Drinks,
Plant shrubs to create Carbon Sinks.
Alas & Alack it’s to no avail in the End.
To the IRS the Carbon Tax you will Send.
(feel free to add a verse)
Later that day…
Global warming, Do your part,
No more burping, do not fart!
No soda-pop nor fiz, Oh Gee-Wizz. . .
The green plants think the sun they'll miss!
O contraire just cows doing it in the air!
I just don't think that is fair!
I'm going to eat more beans just for spite,
and when I'm done I'll have a Sprite!!
I'll walk outside and then bend over. . .
Whoops! I think I just killed Rover!
Oh, and one more thing. .
AAAA-H-H-H-H-H!!
(OFARTAMUS)
(author)
Subject: Global Warming Update
Global Warming, Do Your Part.
No more belching, no more fart.
No more Carbo-nating Drinks,
Plant shrubs to create Carbon Sinks.
Alas & Alack it’s to no avail in the End.
To the IRS the Carbon Tax you will Send.
(feel free to add a verse)
Later that day…
Global warming, Do your part,
No more burping, do not fart!
No soda-pop nor fiz, Oh Gee-Wizz. . .
The green plants think the sun they'll miss!
O contraire just cows doing it in the air!
I just don't think that is fair!
I'm going to eat more beans just for spite,
and when I'm done I'll have a Sprite!!
I'll walk outside and then bend over. . .
Whoops! I think I just killed Rover!
Oh, and one more thing. .
AAAA-H-H-H-H-H!!
(OFARTAMUS)
(author)
Confused
Sent: Saturday, April 05, 2008 12:30 PM
Subject: Confused
If one is a Mormon citizen and still believes in Polygamy (more than one wife) and child (underage) brides, then one violates US law and can be punished.
However, if one is a Muslim citizen and adheres to Sharia Law and the principles of Islamic Law he may have up to four wives and the wife can be less than sixteen years. Does US law permit this?
Looks like religious discrimination to me.
Subject: Confused
If one is a Mormon citizen and still believes in Polygamy (more than one wife) and child (underage) brides, then one violates US law and can be punished.
However, if one is a Muslim citizen and adheres to Sharia Law and the principles of Islamic Law he may have up to four wives and the wife can be less than sixteen years. Does US law permit this?
Looks like religious discrimination to me.
Politicians Fuzzy Math
Sent: Thursday, April 03, 2008 5:25 PM
Subject: Politicians Fuzzy Math
Obama, Hillary, & John Dean checked into a budget hotel on the campaign trail for a strategy meeting. There was no one at the check in desk but the sign said 'rooms under $30 so each person put $10 in an envelope & put the envelope in the box, took the key & signed the register. With the keys they went to the indicated room,
When the manager came back he told the bellboy they were in a $25 room. He gave
the bellboy 5 one dollar bills and told him, to go to the room & give them their change.
Each of the 3 people took $1 and gave the bellboy a $2 tip. Being good Democrats it dawned on them that they each paid $9 for the room ($27 in all) and since the bellboy got a $2 tip that there was $l left over.
Obama called it a budget surplus. Clinton earmarked it for Health Care, & John Dean wanted it for more Big Mac-Bashing TV ads.
Folks, the missing dollar in Democrat Spin. All Republicans know that if the room cost $25, each man only paid $8.33 (& a 1/3 cent). There is no missing dollar!!!!
My election Dilemma
A Blank Vote is a Vote for a Democrat
A Blinkity Blank Vote is a Vote for a Republican
Subject: Politicians Fuzzy Math
Obama, Hillary, & John Dean checked into a budget hotel on the campaign trail for a strategy meeting. There was no one at the check in desk but the sign said 'rooms under $30 so each person put $10 in an envelope & put the envelope in the box, took the key & signed the register. With the keys they went to the indicated room,
When the manager came back he told the bellboy they were in a $25 room. He gave
the bellboy 5 one dollar bills and told him, to go to the room & give them their change.
Each of the 3 people took $1 and gave the bellboy a $2 tip. Being good Democrats it dawned on them that they each paid $9 for the room ($27 in all) and since the bellboy got a $2 tip that there was $l left over.
Obama called it a budget surplus. Clinton earmarked it for Health Care, & John Dean wanted it for more Big Mac-Bashing TV ads.
Folks, the missing dollar in Democrat Spin. All Republicans know that if the room cost $25, each man only paid $8.33 (& a 1/3 cent). There is no missing dollar!!!!
My election Dilemma
A Blank Vote is a Vote for a Democrat
A Blinkity Blank Vote is a Vote for a Republican
Define Hot
Thursday, April 03, 2008 11:26 AM
Subject: Define Hot
Ted Turner said on TV the other night that by 2020 the world temperature will be 7 degrees higher, the US will be like the Sudan, there will be no crops, and we will resort to cannibalism.
Here is a guy who married Hanoi Jane Fonda & doesn't know the meaning of the word HOT.
Subject: Define Hot
Ted Turner said on TV the other night that by 2020 the world temperature will be 7 degrees higher, the US will be like the Sudan, there will be no crops, and we will resort to cannibalism.
Here is a guy who married Hanoi Jane Fonda & doesn't know the meaning of the word HOT.
More Power to You
Sent: Saturday, March 29, 2008 1:06 PM
Subject: More Power to You
For years all we heard that the Federal Reserve Board had Autonomy & was separate from the Federal Government. That is until I read in this morning’s newspaper that the Treasury Department proposes to overhaul the relationship between Wall Street and Washington. Reading, Riting, and Rithmatic to be replaced by Reshaping Regulatory Relationships.
This leads me to present to you a poem I wrote about twenty years ago after reading an account that the Federal Reserve was responsible for converting what would have been a serious recession after 1929 into a major catastrophe
by permitting the quantity of money to decline by one-third from 1929 to 1933, even though it had ample power to prevent the decline.
........................................................................................
The working class, we must profess,
remains the pawn of monetary chess.
Government statistics we all deplore,
intimidates, politically motivates, confuses our destiny and more.
Is there no escape from all this depression?
Are we to believe the answer is always Recession?
Our fiscal excesses to our Monetary Credit,
usually results in a Government Debit.
To cure, to cure, get us out of the Red.
Seriously, let’s Balance our Budget, by
Nationalizing the Fed!!
............................................................................................
To whom will they answer? What say you Congress?
Subject: More Power to You
For years all we heard that the Federal Reserve Board had Autonomy & was separate from the Federal Government. That is until I read in this morning’s newspaper that the Treasury Department proposes to overhaul the relationship between Wall Street and Washington. Reading, Riting, and Rithmatic to be replaced by Reshaping Regulatory Relationships.
This leads me to present to you a poem I wrote about twenty years ago after reading an account that the Federal Reserve was responsible for converting what would have been a serious recession after 1929 into a major catastrophe
by permitting the quantity of money to decline by one-third from 1929 to 1933, even though it had ample power to prevent the decline.
........................................................................................
The working class, we must profess,
remains the pawn of monetary chess.
Government statistics we all deplore,
intimidates, politically motivates, confuses our destiny and more.
Is there no escape from all this depression?
Are we to believe the answer is always Recession?
Our fiscal excesses to our Monetary Credit,
usually results in a Government Debit.
To cure, to cure, get us out of the Red.
Seriously, let’s Balance our Budget, by
Nationalizing the Fed!!
............................................................................................
To whom will they answer? What say you Congress?
Lights Out
Sent: Saturday, March 29, 2008 12:30 PM
Subject: Lights Out
Turn off those lights and your brain at the same time. Then throw away your Physics 101 book, you know the one that says Mass equals Energy and that Matter cannot be Created nor Destroyed but merely changed in its Form. Global Warming is really a Man Made Religion for Mind-Numbed Robots. Now sit there in the dark and watch the Lightning Bug mate.
Subject: Lights Out
Turn off those lights and your brain at the same time. Then throw away your Physics 101 book, you know the one that says Mass equals Energy and that Matter cannot be Created nor Destroyed but merely changed in its Form. Global Warming is really a Man Made Religion for Mind-Numbed Robots. Now sit there in the dark and watch the Lightning Bug mate.
On a personal note (not an editorial, but a daditorial)
On a personal note (not an editorial, but a daditorial)
Wednesday 3/26/08 5:22 PM
I asked mom whatever happened to your NY or NJ suitor. Mom said you lost interest.
Tell the guy, why. You don't want a long distance romance, you will never go back to the east coast. You haven't made 1mil yet. you don't want to lead him on. why are you still single, what do you expect from a girlfriend, are you searching for an identity, are you a mamma's boy, tell me more you are a writer maybe you can write a play about it after he answers those questions.
Romances are hard. I never had enough dinero, still don't. Mom had to break family ties that gradually healed. Asi es la vida.
Wednesday 3/26/08 5:22 PM
I asked mom whatever happened to your NY or NJ suitor. Mom said you lost interest.
Tell the guy, why. You don't want a long distance romance, you will never go back to the east coast. You haven't made 1mil yet. you don't want to lead him on. why are you still single, what do you expect from a girlfriend, are you searching for an identity, are you a mamma's boy, tell me more you are a writer maybe you can write a play about it after he answers those questions.
Romances are hard. I never had enough dinero, still don't. Mom had to break family ties that gradually healed. Asi es la vida.
Cartoon Censorship
Sent: Thursday, March 20, 2008 5:27 PM
Subject: Cartoon Censorship
How ya doin? My name is Luca Brazie, or Luca for short. I am a hit man for the Corleone Grp Ltd.
Our Grp had nuttin, I repeat nuttin to do with the disappearance of:
1. Speedy Gonzales
2. Amos, Andy, & the Kingfish
3. Chilli Willie
4. Uncle Remus, Brer Rabbitt, er maybe Brer Fox
5. Tom & Jerry
6. The Roadrunner & Willey Coyote
Those media goons are giving us Mediterranean Irishmen a bad rap when it comes to Cartoon Violence. They did not even show up during the writers' strike & we had no contracts in force.
Gracias & A-Reve-A-Dershay. Excusa my 6th grade education. Luke
Subject: Cartoon Censorship
How ya doin? My name is Luca Brazie, or Luca for short. I am a hit man for the Corleone Grp Ltd.
Our Grp had nuttin, I repeat nuttin to do with the disappearance of:
1. Speedy Gonzales
2. Amos, Andy, & the Kingfish
3. Chilli Willie
4. Uncle Remus, Brer Rabbitt, er maybe Brer Fox
5. Tom & Jerry
6. The Roadrunner & Willey Coyote
Those media goons are giving us Mediterranean Irishmen a bad rap when it comes to Cartoon Violence. They did not even show up during the writers' strike & we had no contracts in force.
Gracias & A-Reve-A-Dershay. Excusa my 6th grade education. Luke
Vatican calls pollution a "sin"
Sent: Saturday, March 15, 2008 12:42 PM
Subject: Vatican calls pollution a "sin"
We must recreate a new strong alliance between man & Mother Earth. In the Age of Expanding Globalization we must Go Green.
Imagine. Bless me father for I have sinned, I did with purpose Gun my car in order to pass another vehicle & thereby created excess CO2. You forgiven, for your penance drive 5 mi below the speed limit for 3 months. Now go & sin no more.
This is maddening if it wasn't so funny.
Subject: Vatican calls pollution a "sin"
We must recreate a new strong alliance between man & Mother Earth. In the Age of Expanding Globalization we must Go Green.
Imagine. Bless me father for I have sinned, I did with purpose Gun my car in order to pass another vehicle & thereby created excess CO2. You forgiven, for your penance drive 5 mi below the speed limit for 3 months. Now go & sin no more.
This is maddening if it wasn't so funny.
Flash off the presses
Sent: Friday, March 14, 2008 12:23 PM
Subject: Flash off the presses
The estate of Al Jolson has been commissioned to write a parody for the Democrat Convention Rally Song. It goes something like this:
"Gimme,gimme, gimme what I cry for
You know you got the kind of programs that I die for,
You know you made me love you!"
Any suggestions on who you want to sing it? Individual or Group??
Subject: Flash off the presses
The estate of Al Jolson has been commissioned to write a parody for the Democrat Convention Rally Song. It goes something like this:
"Gimme,gimme, gimme what I cry for
You know you got the kind of programs that I die for,
You know you made me love you!"
Any suggestions on who you want to sing it? Individual or Group??
NAFTA
Sent: Wednesday, March 12, 2008 8:19 PM
Subject: NAFTA
Problem: The US public is disturbed that Big Business has farmed out labor to Third World Countries at the detriment of US Workers.
Solution: I suggest we farm out our Prison System to Iraq, Korea, China, India, & the Philippines.
Purpose
1. Save US Taxpayer $$$
2. Give our Prisons a New Reputation for Punishment.
3. Slow down the Recruitment of Prison Gangs if ever Paroled
What Say You???
Subject: NAFTA
Problem: The US public is disturbed that Big Business has farmed out labor to Third World Countries at the detriment of US Workers.
Solution: I suggest we farm out our Prison System to Iraq, Korea, China, India, & the Philippines.
Purpose
1. Save US Taxpayer $$$
2. Give our Prisons a New Reputation for Punishment.
3. Slow down the Recruitment of Prison Gangs if ever Paroled
What Say You???
The Soap Opera Continues
Sent: Monday, March 10, 2008 12:22 PM
Subject: The Soap Opera Continues
The Huckster (Huckabee) is OUT
The Hoaxster (McCain) is IN, thanks to the Tran gendered (crossover voters)
Big Mac, the left wing liberal Senator for Az, the Turn-coat Republican nominee will serve as the nominee in November.
On the other hand either HRC or BO will Duke (College...good comparison) it out to see who is Left (another good comparison).
Ralph Nadar is no Ross Perot. Where is the Little General when the Democrats need him to steal another election?
The Soap Opera continues.
Subject: The Soap Opera Continues
The Huckster (Huckabee) is OUT
The Hoaxster (McCain) is IN, thanks to the Tran gendered (crossover voters)
Big Mac, the left wing liberal Senator for Az, the Turn-coat Republican nominee will serve as the nominee in November.
On the other hand either HRC or BO will Duke (College...good comparison) it out to see who is Left (another good comparison).
Ralph Nadar is no Ross Perot. Where is the Little General when the Democrats need him to steal another election?
The Soap Opera continues.
info
Sent: Wednesday, February 13, 2008 1:56 PM
Subject: info
EPA keep the oil in the ground use alternate fuels Ethanol Save the environment for the animals, they are so cute & cuddly & we are their wards after all . That is our purpose on earth. Are we people for the ethical treatment of animals or people who eat tasty animals?? PETA
EtOH Corn for yrs was 2.5 to 3.5 $/bushel Now it over $5/bu The government is now Subsidizing farmers to grow corn to convert it into Ethanol for cars to stop pollution. More CO2 is produced to grow & convert than it saves. We are no longer an economy driven by market forces.
Price of hops goes up, price of beer goes up
Price of corn goes up, price of tortillas, chips, & cereals goes up.
Notice that a box of Corn flakes or a bag of Tostados now hover around 12.5 oz from 15 oz. Yet the price is the same. Fooled you.
Next is Sugar. South American converts sugar to fuel. When the cost of Candy goes up will people revolt?? The government will say it's for your own good, you are overweight anyway.
Border fence add-on disputed. The 11 more miles of Az barriers will bring about an ecological disaster. We are disturbing the natural habitats & threatening our endangered animals. We may be keeping out the illegals but we are causing an ecological disaster.
Nebraska outlaws electric chair for death row inmates because it hurts them before they die. Let them live in solitary & watch 2008 elections re-runs the rest of their lives.
Water boarding is torture, but cutting off heads & limbs by terrorists is sanctioned.
If Osama bin Laden is in our gun sights & people are around, there must be no collateral damage. (Remember the A bomb & Nazi Germany tragedy)
Roger Clements & accuser is nothing more than a He said-She said squabble.
And it goes on.
Subject: info
EPA keep the oil in the ground use alternate fuels Ethanol Save the environment for the animals, they are so cute & cuddly & we are their wards after all . That is our purpose on earth. Are we people for the ethical treatment of animals or people who eat tasty animals?? PETA
EtOH Corn for yrs was 2.5 to 3.5 $/bushel Now it over $5/bu The government is now Subsidizing farmers to grow corn to convert it into Ethanol for cars to stop pollution. More CO2 is produced to grow & convert than it saves. We are no longer an economy driven by market forces.
Price of hops goes up, price of beer goes up
Price of corn goes up, price of tortillas, chips, & cereals goes up.
Notice that a box of Corn flakes or a bag of Tostados now hover around 12.5 oz from 15 oz. Yet the price is the same. Fooled you.
Next is Sugar. South American converts sugar to fuel. When the cost of Candy goes up will people revolt?? The government will say it's for your own good, you are overweight anyway.
Border fence add-on disputed. The 11 more miles of Az barriers will bring about an ecological disaster. We are disturbing the natural habitats & threatening our endangered animals. We may be keeping out the illegals but we are causing an ecological disaster.
Nebraska outlaws electric chair for death row inmates because it hurts them before they die. Let them live in solitary & watch 2008 elections re-runs the rest of their lives.
Water boarding is torture, but cutting off heads & limbs by terrorists is sanctioned.
If Osama bin Laden is in our gun sights & people are around, there must be no collateral damage. (Remember the A bomb & Nazi Germany tragedy)
Roger Clements & accuser is nothing more than a He said-She said squabble.
And it goes on.
A Season for Reason not Treason
Sent: Sunday, February 03, 2008 3:13 PM
Subject: A Season for Reason not Treason
When I was a teacher it was emphasized to me to find out where the student was, & go from there, So, where are you?
When I taught Geometry I told my students it was a system of logic applied to a mathematics course. They had to accept the concepts I put forth or else we could not continue. Drop the Class.
I even wrote a treatise to delineate my ideas & how I would proceed in the class. I have it still, & as time went on it still has merit.
Foundations in Geometry
A. The undefined term
B. The Assumption
C. The Theorem
D. The Converse of the Theorem
E. The Inverse of the Theorem
F. The Formal Proof
Types of Proof
1. Direct Method2.
2. Analytic Proof
3. Indirect Method
4. Proof by Coincidence
Anyway or anyhow in math, philosophy, science, religion, etc one must accept things on faith at times & build up another body of knowledge that does not distort the mind too much.
But, in religion (if to have meaning) one must accept visions, revelations, ideas etc from those living seers or saints not only as personal but also as a revelation of the way things were or to be.
Examples, Virgin Birth, Immaculate Conception, Assumption, Lourdes vision, Fatima Vision etc.
Do you believe that a German woman existed for over 30 yrs with no food just water & the host? Hitler ordered his men to stay away from her with a 5-10 mile radius. Dr Al's sister visited he while she was in bed with the aroma of fresh roses always present. One of many mysteries. (a truth that cannot be understood: definition). Do or can you accept that. ??
DAD.
Subject: A Season for Reason not Treason
When I was a teacher it was emphasized to me to find out where the student was, & go from there, So, where are you?
When I taught Geometry I told my students it was a system of logic applied to a mathematics course. They had to accept the concepts I put forth or else we could not continue. Drop the Class.
I even wrote a treatise to delineate my ideas & how I would proceed in the class. I have it still, & as time went on it still has merit.
Foundations in Geometry
A. The undefined term
B. The Assumption
C. The Theorem
D. The Converse of the Theorem
E. The Inverse of the Theorem
F. The Formal Proof
Types of Proof
1. Direct Method2.
2. Analytic Proof
3. Indirect Method
4. Proof by Coincidence
Anyway or anyhow in math, philosophy, science, religion, etc one must accept things on faith at times & build up another body of knowledge that does not distort the mind too much.
But, in religion (if to have meaning) one must accept visions, revelations, ideas etc from those living seers or saints not only as personal but also as a revelation of the way things were or to be.
Examples, Virgin Birth, Immaculate Conception, Assumption, Lourdes vision, Fatima Vision etc.
Do you believe that a German woman existed for over 30 yrs with no food just water & the host? Hitler ordered his men to stay away from her with a 5-10 mile radius. Dr Al's sister visited he while she was in bed with the aroma of fresh roses always present. One of many mysteries. (a truth that cannot be understood: definition). Do or can you accept that. ??
DAD.
Punxsutawney Phil??????????????
Sent: Saturday, February 08, 2008 10:30 AM
Subject: Punxsutawney Phil??????????????
Well, I guess Penn. Punxsutawney Phil ran back into his hole, 6 more wks of winter.
Someone should have stopped him and made ground (up) hog for supper. Don't lose heart, Shabcuacadie Sam (another rodent) from Nova Scotia came out of his hole in a rainstorm, meaning an early thaw.
Here in AZ we have Roadrunner Day, if Wiley Coyote doesn't catch the bird we have an early Spring, Summer, & Fall. Warm, HOTEST, & Hot.
So where ever you are, enjoy your version of Global (gag) Warming.
Subject: Punxsutawney Phil??????????????
Well, I guess Penn. Punxsutawney Phil ran back into his hole, 6 more wks of winter.
Someone should have stopped him and made ground (up) hog for supper. Don't lose heart, Shabcuacadie Sam (another rodent) from Nova Scotia came out of his hole in a rainstorm, meaning an early thaw.
Here in AZ we have Roadrunner Day, if Wiley Coyote doesn't catch the bird we have an early Spring, Summer, & Fall. Warm, HOTEST, & Hot.
So where ever you are, enjoy your version of Global (gag) Warming.
Bush in the Middle East
Sent: Friday, January 25, 2008 1:00 PM
Subject: Bush in the Middle East
Bush in the Middle East reminded me of a friend of our when we lived in our townhouse complex from 1968 to 1988. Her name was Kaye DiTrappani, an English gal who met an Italian guy while both in service in Italy after WW11 & married.
They then worked for a major oil company in Saudi Arabia after the war for over 10 yrs. Here are some of her stories.
1. When she attended meetings with other executives of the oil co. & the Saudi princes at their castles, she was treated like a second class citizen (had to wear the shawl & serve the drinks---something like the soldiers in the Clinton White House). Mike she said, I can still hear her, in her English accent "these people are An i mals."
2. They cannot be trusted. She & her husband had the oil companies put their salaries in a bank in Italy & they lived on per diem. When they had too much in the apartment, she would take a trip to her mother-in-law in Italy & the bank. She had to stuff the $$ in her bra & shoes to get by customs, & came back 2 inches shorter & several bra sizes less. The reason they did not use the Saudi bank was because fellow workers in their community who trusted the banks & went on holiday could not get back in the country & lost all their money.
3. They hate westerners. One Sunday she & her husband drove to the Dead Sea or Red Sea for sun & swim day. As they lay on the beach several new convertibles drove near them. One Arab drove his vehicle into the water, stood up & shouted at them to get out of his lake. They left, no questions asked & the other car followed. On the way home, they passed an accident with some European Gringos & a Saudi with the Saudi police. They went right home.
4. They made their $$$, had enough of living in a confined area, & decided to leave. She left first & it took several months for him to get clearance.
5. They took the $$$, came to Az., & established the Mundas (Italian for world wide) Travel Agency, a successful venture.
There are many more tales of our family & Kaye, enough. Just trying to make a point....Can We Trust the Saudi Arabian?
Subject: Bush in the Middle East
Bush in the Middle East reminded me of a friend of our when we lived in our townhouse complex from 1968 to 1988. Her name was Kaye DiTrappani, an English gal who met an Italian guy while both in service in Italy after WW11 & married.
They then worked for a major oil company in Saudi Arabia after the war for over 10 yrs. Here are some of her stories.
1. When she attended meetings with other executives of the oil co. & the Saudi princes at their castles, she was treated like a second class citizen (had to wear the shawl & serve the drinks---something like the soldiers in the Clinton White House). Mike she said, I can still hear her, in her English accent "these people are An i mals."
2. They cannot be trusted. She & her husband had the oil companies put their salaries in a bank in Italy & they lived on per diem. When they had too much in the apartment, she would take a trip to her mother-in-law in Italy & the bank. She had to stuff the $$ in her bra & shoes to get by customs, & came back 2 inches shorter & several bra sizes less. The reason they did not use the Saudi bank was because fellow workers in their community who trusted the banks & went on holiday could not get back in the country & lost all their money.
3. They hate westerners. One Sunday she & her husband drove to the Dead Sea or Red Sea for sun & swim day. As they lay on the beach several new convertibles drove near them. One Arab drove his vehicle into the water, stood up & shouted at them to get out of his lake. They left, no questions asked & the other car followed. On the way home, they passed an accident with some European Gringos & a Saudi with the Saudi police. They went right home.
4. They made their $$$, had enough of living in a confined area, & decided to leave. She left first & it took several months for him to get clearance.
5. They took the $$$, came to Az., & established the Mundas (Italian for world wide) Travel Agency, a successful venture.
There are many more tales of our family & Kaye, enough. Just trying to make a point....Can We Trust the Saudi Arabian?
Politics As Usual
Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2008 12:55 PM
Subject: Politics As Usual
DEMOCRAT PLATFORM; People, we can spend your hard earned money better than you can with higher taxes whether you are living ( the personal)or dead (the estate) tax.
OUR CANIDATES
1. Hillary Clinton A government run economy
"I will go after Big Oil, Big Pharma, Big
Corporations, & high wage
earners & along the way I will cure the sick &
stop Global Warming
2. John Edwards Class Warfare
" I will go after the 2 Americas, the Haves &
the Have Not, &
everyone will Have Less.
3. Obama Change
"You people are poor, stupid er uneducated ,
sick, & need me
to bring the troops home & undo 8 yrs of Regan
er Boosh."
BALLOT PLEASE.
Subject: Politics As Usual
DEMOCRAT PLATFORM; People, we can spend your hard earned money better than you can with higher taxes whether you are living ( the personal)or dead (the estate) tax.
OUR CANIDATES
1. Hillary Clinton A government run economy
"I will go after Big Oil, Big Pharma, Big
Corporations, & high wage
earners & along the way I will cure the sick &
stop Global Warming
2. John Edwards Class Warfare
" I will go after the 2 Americas, the Haves &
the Have Not, &
everyone will Have Less.
3. Obama Change
"You people are poor, stupid er uneducated ,
sick, & need me
to bring the troops home & undo 8 yrs of Regan
er Boosh."
BALLOT PLEASE.
what now?
Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2008 9:47 AM
Subject: what now?
Damn I'm Good! Dow drops 465 pts & recovers when fed cuts fed funds rate by 3/4 pt to 3.5% Rebounds off 11,600 support level.
BBB entered the brothel with his dinky 1/4 pt drops, but now he is going after the higher tier stuff. Finally. It may be too little too late. He will have to do it again in Feb or Mar.
Dow must test & rebound.
Subject: what now?
Damn I'm Good! Dow drops 465 pts & recovers when fed cuts fed funds rate by 3/4 pt to 3.5% Rebounds off 11,600 support level.
BBB entered the brothel with his dinky 1/4 pt drops, but now he is going after the higher tier stuff. Finally. It may be too little too late. He will have to do it again in Feb or Mar.
Dow must test & rebound.
The New Frank Sinatra Stamp
Sent: Monday, December 10, 2007 12:49 PM
Subject: The New Frank Sinatra Stamp
How about the new Frank Sinatra Stamp? I made an effort from the many songs Frank has sung & how it relates to stamped mail, conditions involved in reaching its destination, & the effort.
consider: Around the World, By the Time I get to Phoenix, Chicago, Come Fly with Me, From Here to Eternity, Gone with the Wind, I'm Gonna Make it all the Way, Stormy Weather, The Lucky Old Sun, & finally It's a Long Long Way (from Your House to My House )
Frank, you deserve a stamp. You have been promoting them for years.
Subject: The New Frank Sinatra Stamp
How about the new Frank Sinatra Stamp? I made an effort from the many songs Frank has sung & how it relates to stamped mail, conditions involved in reaching its destination, & the effort.
consider: Around the World, By the Time I get to Phoenix, Chicago, Come Fly with Me, From Here to Eternity, Gone with the Wind, I'm Gonna Make it all the Way, Stormy Weather, The Lucky Old Sun, & finally It's a Long Long Way (from Your House to My House )
Frank, you deserve a stamp. You have been promoting them for years.
Galileo Paradox
Sent: Friday, December 07, 2007 3:52 PM
Subject: Galileo Paradox
In the world of Aristotle (BC) Earth was considered the Center of the Universe. Earth did not spin on its axis & the Sun went around the Earth. It was the ancient thought of Socrates, Aristotle, & Plato.
In the early Church (AD) to believe otherwise Heresy. Now a Catholic monk & star gazer wrote a paper that the Sun was the center of the Universe, but Copernicus did not advertise his finding for fear of the Inquisition & death.
A much bolder man, Galileo, proved by way of Mathematics & the Telescope that Copernicus was correct. He did advertise & was silenced by the Roman Catholic Church & the Inquisition & recanted. Later he pioneered the Laws of Motion.
Two hundred years later Sir Isaac Newton proved with Calculus & Physics that Galileo was correct & vindicated him on the Astronomy. The Inquisition had banned Galileo’s Dialog, but not his Ideas.
In l992 Pope John Paul's Papal Commissioned apologized to the misunderstanding between religious orthodoxy of the time and scientific discovery.
Scripture never errs, but theologians may err in their interpretations.
It concluded that Faith must not be in Conflict with Reason.
Summary by Michael Butera on the Galileo Paradox
Next stop Evolution & Beyond Adam & Eve
Subject: Galileo Paradox
In the world of Aristotle (BC) Earth was considered the Center of the Universe. Earth did not spin on its axis & the Sun went around the Earth. It was the ancient thought of Socrates, Aristotle, & Plato.
In the early Church (AD) to believe otherwise Heresy. Now a Catholic monk & star gazer wrote a paper that the Sun was the center of the Universe, but Copernicus did not advertise his finding for fear of the Inquisition & death.
A much bolder man, Galileo, proved by way of Mathematics & the Telescope that Copernicus was correct. He did advertise & was silenced by the Roman Catholic Church & the Inquisition & recanted. Later he pioneered the Laws of Motion.
Two hundred years later Sir Isaac Newton proved with Calculus & Physics that Galileo was correct & vindicated him on the Astronomy. The Inquisition had banned Galileo’s Dialog, but not his Ideas.
In l992 Pope John Paul's Papal Commissioned apologized to the misunderstanding between religious orthodoxy of the time and scientific discovery.
Scripture never errs, but theologians may err in their interpretations.
It concluded that Faith must not be in Conflict with Reason.
Summary by Michael Butera on the Galileo Paradox
Next stop Evolution & Beyond Adam & Eve
Tuesday news
Sent: Tuesday, December 04, 2007 7:22 PM
Subject: Tuesday news
Flash It has been discovered that outed CIA operative Mortimer Snerd wrote the WMD paper during Clinton tenure & now the Nuclear Bomb scare in Iran during the Bush years. Iran still insists they want to remove Israel off the face of the earth, but will use only peaceful methods.
Flashy Flash The Honorable Henry Hsu (pounced shoe) fly Pie & Apple Pam Dowdy indicted on illegal campaign contributions. So Solly Hillary, RR food made me sick & got caught. Next time you in China I want to introduce to Samuri cousin. for not pardoning me when Bill left.
DJIA continue to be held hostage by Fed, as Bernanke still trying to decide; Heads-, Recession & 1/4 pt drop or Tails- Recovery & 1/2 pt drop, I got a wk to decide. Let’s see, 2 out of 3.
Subject: Tuesday news
Flash It has been discovered that outed CIA operative Mortimer Snerd wrote the WMD paper during Clinton tenure & now the Nuclear Bomb scare in Iran during the Bush years. Iran still insists they want to remove Israel off the face of the earth, but will use only peaceful methods.
Flashy Flash The Honorable Henry Hsu (pounced shoe) fly Pie & Apple Pam Dowdy indicted on illegal campaign contributions. So Solly Hillary, RR food made me sick & got caught. Next time you in China I want to introduce to Samuri cousin. for not pardoning me when Bill left.
DJIA continue to be held hostage by Fed, as Bernanke still trying to decide; Heads-, Recession & 1/4 pt drop or Tails- Recovery & 1/2 pt drop, I got a wk to decide. Let’s see, 2 out of 3.
Global Warming Photo op
Sent: Monday, December 03, 2007 1:30 PM
Subject: Global Warming Photo op
The Jig is up if anyone figures out that by scrambling the letters of my name
ABLERT ARNOLD GORE it spells out GLOBAL TERROR DEAN.
So far so good.
Subject: Global Warming Photo op
The Jig is up if anyone figures out that by scrambling the letters of my name
ABLERT ARNOLD GORE it spells out GLOBAL TERROR DEAN.
So far so good.
Just Plain Joes (Poem by Michael)
November 29, 2007
Poem by Michael
Just Plain Joes
Each spring they come, and then all goes,
For these athletic role models or just plain Joes.
Ragtime Ball had many, but one that fell from grace,
Was Shoeless Joe Jackson, whose legacy was disgrace.
In all he hit a lifetime batting average of .356,
But it was unlucky year 13 that he was in on the "fix".
Judge Kenshaw Mountain Landis said, "You're banned for life."
To Shoeless Joe, it was like a knife.
"Say it ain't so Joe, you weren't in on the take?"
But the integrity of the Game was now at stake.
Each spring they come, and then all goes,
For these athletic role models or just plain Joes.
Pete Rose played from April of 1963 to August of 1986 to wit,
In 24 years he had a record of 4,256 base hits.
The Greatest Single Hitter in the History of the Game,
But he tarnished it all through gambling on the sport to his great shame.
Tho it happened during his managerial tenure and crossed a fine line
Baseball's Hierarchy decided No Election to Cooperstown for this Decline.
Each spring they come, and then all goes,
For these athletic role models or just plain Joes.
The Babe was gone, The Hammer was in retire,
So Barry Bonds accepted the challenge with His Bat for Hire.
His hand-eye contact and swing was something to behold.
"They all did it, so why not you?" he was told.
The Hall was his, normal play gave him his fame.
"But who's to know, if it improves my game?"
Conseco, Camminetti, Giambi, McGuire, Palmerio, Sosa, and more,
Finally Bud Sellig and his investigators were keeping score.
Alas and Allack, the Enhancement Era was called out,
and another star athlete has forfeited his clout.
In these 3 Eras of baseball in the last 100 years,
The applause and adulation has been reduced to tears.
Each spring they come, and then all goes,
For these athletic role models ARE just plain Joes.
Poem by Michael
Just Plain Joes
Each spring they come, and then all goes,
For these athletic role models or just plain Joes.
Ragtime Ball had many, but one that fell from grace,
Was Shoeless Joe Jackson, whose legacy was disgrace.
In all he hit a lifetime batting average of .356,
But it was unlucky year 13 that he was in on the "fix".
Judge Kenshaw Mountain Landis said, "You're banned for life."
To Shoeless Joe, it was like a knife.
"Say it ain't so Joe, you weren't in on the take?"
But the integrity of the Game was now at stake.
Each spring they come, and then all goes,
For these athletic role models or just plain Joes.
Pete Rose played from April of 1963 to August of 1986 to wit,
In 24 years he had a record of 4,256 base hits.
The Greatest Single Hitter in the History of the Game,
But he tarnished it all through gambling on the sport to his great shame.
Tho it happened during his managerial tenure and crossed a fine line
Baseball's Hierarchy decided No Election to Cooperstown for this Decline.
Each spring they come, and then all goes,
For these athletic role models or just plain Joes.
The Babe was gone, The Hammer was in retire,
So Barry Bonds accepted the challenge with His Bat for Hire.
His hand-eye contact and swing was something to behold.
"They all did it, so why not you?" he was told.
The Hall was his, normal play gave him his fame.
"But who's to know, if it improves my game?"
Conseco, Camminetti, Giambi, McGuire, Palmerio, Sosa, and more,
Finally Bud Sellig and his investigators were keeping score.
Alas and Allack, the Enhancement Era was called out,
and another star athlete has forfeited his clout.
In these 3 Eras of baseball in the last 100 years,
The applause and adulation has been reduced to tears.
Each spring they come, and then all goes,
For these athletic role models ARE just plain Joes.
Nightly Business Report Wow
Sent: Friday, November 16, 2007 7:18 PM
Subject: Nightly Business Report Wow
I don't know if any of you folks out there watch this show, but the first 7 minutes were Halloween Scary. It said the investors are putting their $$$ where their mouth is & buying the 10 yr T-note driving the yield down to 4.13% because they fear a recession if the fed (BBB ) does not at least lower the fed funds rate (at 4.5%) at least 1/4 pt if not 1/2 pt. at Dec meeting. The street knows we are at a critical juncture, but the fed at last meeting said they would not act until Jan meeting.
One analyst said inaction could lead to a market meltdown before Merry Christmas & Happy New yr.
Whether or not you own stocks, your pensions & economic future is at stake.
You heard it here first. Mike
Subject: Nightly Business Report Wow
I don't know if any of you folks out there watch this show, but the first 7 minutes were Halloween Scary. It said the investors are putting their $$$ where their mouth is & buying the 10 yr T-note driving the yield down to 4.13% because they fear a recession if the fed (BBB ) does not at least lower the fed funds rate (at 4.5%) at least 1/4 pt if not 1/2 pt. at Dec meeting. The street knows we are at a critical juncture, but the fed at last meeting said they would not act until Jan meeting.
One analyst said inaction could lead to a market meltdown before Merry Christmas & Happy New yr.
Whether or not you own stocks, your pensions & economic future is at stake.
You heard it here first. Mike
Big Ben Big Bad Ben Steps in it Again
Sent: Thursday, November 01, 2007 7:40 PM
Subject: Big Ben Big Bad Ben Steps in it Again
Market down 362 pts Thursday. BBB said yesterday the economy is doing great, the GDP is up 3.9% for the quarter (old news) so I am only going to cut rates 1/4% instead of 1/2% and not again in Dec at next meeting. The egghead did it again. So after the market crashes he throws (prints is the more accurate word) another 41 billion $ to try to stabilize the market just like he did in Sept with 30B & 50B.
The College idiot does not realize the sub prime market crisis is real. He & Greenspan kept rates at 5 1/4% for over 4 yrs!!! Home prices are plunging & foreclosures are rising.
Friday bet on down. Monday bet on down unless Fed wakes up. Sleep tight.
Subject: Big Ben Big Bad Ben Steps in it Again
Market down 362 pts Thursday. BBB said yesterday the economy is doing great, the GDP is up 3.9% for the quarter (old news) so I am only going to cut rates 1/4% instead of 1/2% and not again in Dec at next meeting. The egghead did it again. So after the market crashes he throws (prints is the more accurate word) another 41 billion $ to try to stabilize the market just like he did in Sept with 30B & 50B.
The College idiot does not realize the sub prime market crisis is real. He & Greenspan kept rates at 5 1/4% for over 4 yrs!!! Home prices are plunging & foreclosures are rising.
Friday bet on down. Monday bet on down unless Fed wakes up. Sleep tight.
Say it ain't so
Sent: Monday, October 29, 2007 5:28 PM
Subject: Say it ain't so
Boy, I'm glad I taped all those Tom & Jerry cartoons for my grandkids, try finding then on Toon anymore. Too Violent! What we thought as fun, Political Correctness said was damaging.
Now, the latest, Bambi is #19 out of the 25 most horror shows. Watch for this Halloween night. Remember the scene where Bambi's dad takes one for the cause?
A moment of silence, please.
Subject: Say it ain't so
Boy, I'm glad I taped all those Tom & Jerry cartoons for my grandkids, try finding then on Toon anymore. Too Violent! What we thought as fun, Political Correctness said was damaging.
Now, the latest, Bambi is #19 out of the 25 most horror shows. Watch for this Halloween night. Remember the scene where Bambi's dad takes one for the cause?
A moment of silence, please.
Equal Reporting
Sent: Saturday, October 27, 2007 12:29 PM
Subject: Equal Reporting
I know, it will be a cold day in Hades before any letter praising Geo Bush appears in your newspaper. Even the Pacifist President, Jimmy Carter or the Pervert President, Bill Clinton get more praise than they deserve.
Your readers need to be informed by other sections of your paper that the
Islamic Revolution threatens our way of life in the United States. Submission to Islamic Law and the Cultural Conquest of our citizenry is the goal.
Thank God (if I may be allowed to use the term) we have a President who will defend our Land in the face of all the Casper Milktoasts in Congress and elsewhere.
Subject: Equal Reporting
I know, it will be a cold day in Hades before any letter praising Geo Bush appears in your newspaper. Even the Pacifist President, Jimmy Carter or the Pervert President, Bill Clinton get more praise than they deserve.
Your readers need to be informed by other sections of your paper that the
Islamic Revolution threatens our way of life in the United States. Submission to Islamic Law and the Cultural Conquest of our citizenry is the goal.
Thank God (if I may be allowed to use the term) we have a President who will defend our Land in the face of all the Casper Milktoasts in Congress and elsewhere.
Expand Your Universe
Sent: Wednesday, October 24, 2007 2:13 PM
Subject: Expand Your Universe
The Perfect Storm Global Warming Nostradamus Armageddon
We Can't Win Become a Cub Fan & Live Forever on Expectations
Subject: Expand Your Universe
The Perfect Storm Global Warming Nostradamus Armageddon
We Can't Win Become a Cub Fan & Live Forever on Expectations
Do you buy it?
Sent: Saturday, October 20, 2007 12:05 PM
Subject: Do you buy it?
Political Mantra on the Air waves:
1. The USA has diminished world standing.
2. Go after Big Pharma, our health care system is broken.
3. Go after Big Oil, we need alternate fuels like ethanol
4. Go after Big Flatulence, our Globe is getting too warm.
5. Go after Big Terror in DC, end the war in Iraq.
6. Go after Big Wiretapping, except to uncover Bimbo Eruptions.
I'm So Confused, Can't We Just Get Along?
Subject: Do you buy it?
Political Mantra on the Air waves:
1. The USA has diminished world standing.
2. Go after Big Pharma, our health care system is broken.
3. Go after Big Oil, we need alternate fuels like ethanol
4. Go after Big Flatulence, our Globe is getting too warm.
5. Go after Big Terror in DC, end the war in Iraq.
6. Go after Big Wiretapping, except to uncover Bimbo Eruptions.
I'm So Confused, Can't We Just Get Along?
New Government Ban Proposed
Sent: Thursday, October 18, 2007 9:38 AM
Subject: New Government Ban Proposed
Congressmen want a new government ban on Viagra, Cialis, & Levitra. While these drugs have been a salvation for older ED people, too many younger studs who believe in the old adage "live hard, die young, & leave a good looking corpse" have taken to the drug in droves.
Government statistic now show these working social security donors are now
dying off at a greater pace than the older geezers who keep forgetting to take the med.
At this rate the Soc Sec Trust Fund will go broke faster than the House & Senate has planned.
The vote comes up as soon as Ted Kennedy & Barney Frank load up on a stash.
From the Hill & the Hump DC News
Subject: New Government Ban Proposed
Congressmen want a new government ban on Viagra, Cialis, & Levitra. While these drugs have been a salvation for older ED people, too many younger studs who believe in the old adage "live hard, die young, & leave a good looking corpse" have taken to the drug in droves.
Government statistic now show these working social security donors are now
dying off at a greater pace than the older geezers who keep forgetting to take the med.
At this rate the Soc Sec Trust Fund will go broke faster than the House & Senate has planned.
The vote comes up as soon as Ted Kennedy & Barney Frank load up on a stash.
From the Hill & the Hump DC News
Climate Change
Sent: Friday, October 12, 2007 2:46 PM
Subject: Climate Change
The Socialists in Sweden voted to give Al Gore the Nobel Prize. It went something like this: Sven: Say Ollie did you cause these plants to wilt in my john?
Ollie: No, Sven that visiting American used it before me, he did it. You know that movie guy who bored us with the polar bear movie last week?
Sven: How can we get him to stay home?
Ollie: Give him an award let him spread his green house bull sh-t back on American soil.
So by a unanimous vote of 2 to 0, Al Gore got the Nobel Peace Prize.
Believe it or not by Mike Ripley.
Subject: Climate Change
The Socialists in Sweden voted to give Al Gore the Nobel Prize. It went something like this: Sven: Say Ollie did you cause these plants to wilt in my john?
Ollie: No, Sven that visiting American used it before me, he did it. You know that movie guy who bored us with the polar bear movie last week?
Sven: How can we get him to stay home?
Ollie: Give him an award let him spread his green house bull sh-t back on American soil.
So by a unanimous vote of 2 to 0, Al Gore got the Nobel Peace Prize.
Believe it or not by Mike Ripley.
Want a Dollar? Go Upstairs & Hollae
Sent: Friday, September 21, 2007 11:34 AM
Subject: Want a Dollar? Go Upstairs & Hollae
remember that? There is a run on the banks in England. People are in sleeping bags around the corner waiting for the banks to open.
Exchange rate $2 buys English Pound. Use to be $1
It used to cost a Canadian $1.34 to buy $1 US, now $1 or less buys $1 US
It cost $1.50 US to buy a Eurodollar.
Thank you BBB & Greenspan for our Dollars loss in buying power.
Finally, Hillary had to defend herself about her sexual identity. Of coarse she's trying to defuse the issue before elections. Let’s hear from Jennifer Flowers & what Bill told her, which was written in her book.
By the way, if an older man who lost his wife & is on SocSec meets an older woman who lost her husband & is also on Soc Sec get married, one of them loses a Soc Sec payment, unless they live together A no-no if church going.
But if two gays live together in a similar situation, married or otherwise do not have to give up benefits. The Soc Sec administration is Homophobic!!!
The News for Friday 21 Sept
Subject: Want a Dollar? Go Upstairs & Hollae
remember that? There is a run on the banks in England. People are in sleeping bags around the corner waiting for the banks to open.
Exchange rate $2 buys English Pound. Use to be $1
It used to cost a Canadian $1.34 to buy $1 US, now $1 or less buys $1 US
It cost $1.50 US to buy a Eurodollar.
Thank you BBB & Greenspan for our Dollars loss in buying power.
Finally, Hillary had to defend herself about her sexual identity. Of coarse she's trying to defuse the issue before elections. Let’s hear from Jennifer Flowers & what Bill told her, which was written in her book.
By the way, if an older man who lost his wife & is on SocSec meets an older woman who lost her husband & is also on Soc Sec get married, one of them loses a Soc Sec payment, unless they live together A no-no if church going.
But if two gays live together in a similar situation, married or otherwise do not have to give up benefits. The Soc Sec administration is Homophobic!!!
The News for Friday 21 Sept
Wake Up People
Sent: Thursday, September 20, 2007 5:09 PM
Subject: Wake Up People
Don't you find it amazing that the Iranian leader wants to lay a wreath on the 9 11 site?
He is celebrating the terrorist who flew into the towers!!! How stupid are the peaceniks?
Scramble the letters in his name (anagram) & you get something like A Mad Jihadene. Need I say more?
Subject: Wake Up People
Don't you find it amazing that the Iranian leader wants to lay a wreath on the 9 11 site?
He is celebrating the terrorist who flew into the towers!!! How stupid are the peaceniks?
Scramble the letters in his name (anagram) & you get something like A Mad Jihadene. Need I say more?
O J Walks Again
Tuesday, September 18, 2007 11:12 PM
Subject: O J Walks Again
OJ Simpson's accuser taken to hospital with massive heart attack.
If he does not survive, there is no accuser & OJ walks.
What say you?
Subject: O J Walks Again
OJ Simpson's accuser taken to hospital with massive heart attack.
If he does not survive, there is no accuser & OJ walks.
What say you?
BBB Brothel Experience
Sent: Tuesday, September 18, 2007 11:54 AM
Subject: BBB Brothel Experience
BBB entered the brothel a couple of weeks ago, looked around and indulged in the top of the line with a 1/2 pt cut in fed funds rate & 1/2 cut in discount rate.
He finally realized that he & Greenspan were behind the curve & the economy was tending toward recession in near future.
Experts are now predicting another 1/2 pt by yr end, possible two 1/4 pt drops.
BBB tried it, & he liked it. Now comes the double talk why he did it.
Some think the next recession will be in 2009, after the elections.
Subject: BBB Brothel Experience
BBB entered the brothel a couple of weeks ago, looked around and indulged in the top of the line with a 1/2 pt cut in fed funds rate & 1/2 cut in discount rate.
He finally realized that he & Greenspan were behind the curve & the economy was tending toward recession in near future.
Experts are now predicting another 1/2 pt by yr end, possible two 1/4 pt drops.
BBB tried it, & he liked it. Now comes the double talk why he did it.
Some think the next recession will be in 2009, after the elections.
How will the Fed act on Tues??
Sent: Friday, September 14, 2007 10:32 PM
Subject: How will the Fed act on Tues??
The working class, we must profess,
remains the pawn of monetary chess.
Government statistics we all deplore,
intimidate, politically motivate, confuse our destiny and more.
Is there no escape from all this depression?
Are we to believe the answer is always Recession?
Our Fiscal excesses to our monetary credit,
usually results in a Government Debit.
To cure, to cure, get us out of the red!
Seriously, lets Balance our Budget by NATIONALIZING the FED!
Subject: How will the Fed act on Tues??
The working class, we must profess,
remains the pawn of monetary chess.
Government statistics we all deplore,
intimidate, politically motivate, confuse our destiny and more.
Is there no escape from all this depression?
Are we to believe the answer is always Recession?
Our Fiscal excesses to our monetary credit,
usually results in a Government Debit.
To cure, to cure, get us out of the red!
Seriously, lets Balance our Budget by NATIONALIZING the FED!
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